#innit though

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“Rachel Weisz was in this season's kinkiest movie and she will wear this carpet's kinkiest dress, goddammit!!!!”

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(via Jade Ramsey @jade_ramsey #FBF Chavs in LA....Instagram photo | Websta) 

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Nessie is not tosh I will have you know *shakes Scottish fist*

Well so far she is! Maybe one day they big fishy will come out but til then I’m putting her on my maybe list. But it’s okay - because us down in England don’t even have a possible sea monster just a small yeti known as Boris Johnson.

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You have to think, when you and your friend sit and do a 1000 piece Doctor Who jigsaw puzzle, whilst watching series three of the programme and complaining about how annoying Martha Jones is, that you have hit the jackpot and found a friend who is one in a million.

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i have to admit the first time i saw third star i thought Miles was hiddleston...

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English English (innit though?)

Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English.

Nigel: All right, my son: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. 

Austin: Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? 

Nigel: What, billy no mates?

Austin: Too right, youth. 

Nigel: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? 

Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! 

Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! 

Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and...  [complete gibberish] ...

Austin & Nigel: --tea kettle!

Nigel: And then, and then--

Austin & Nigel: She shat on a turtle!

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Help friend with homework, don't do your own.

#PrivateSchoolAlumniLogic

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