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[/ in which jinx would eat a fart-sandwich, cheat more on her taxes than she already does, frenchkiss a frog and lie down in traffic to get jason's attention. i'm home from england hon i got a bit of inspiration. weird people stick around in the underground ; _ ;.

i'm attempting to decipher this message and what i can understand is that a) MILKY IS BACK AY and b) jinx is like an affectionate yet aloof cat and wants to bug jason a lot.

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#;; stupid skullface

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♛❝do you love me?❞♛ //SO I HEARD ABOUT THE TRUTH SERUM THING AND HELL IF I AINT GON TAKE USE OF IT

MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED.

[ Crap. ]

"I…"

"…care about you. You’re my friend."

[ Would she ever let him forget this? Probably not. ]

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pleindexcuses:

♛❝—appreciate the compliment, agent skully.❞♛

"Eavesdropping's rude even for you, Shortcake."

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(▰˘◡˘▰) //youre my friend, yo. the kind of friend thatll fangirl with me but at the same time be supercool about it when i need help w/ something <3

Send me a (▰˘◡˘▰) if you consider me a friend.

{{/sings/ you remind me of the bae}}

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pleindexcuses replied to your post://ok but just imagine gizmo and mammoth being all like 'youre gonna leave us for this guy?' and jinx turns towards them and goes 'of course not. bros before hoes' and jason just stands in the background like 'the fuck did you just call me'

i can just imagine his face though going ‘wat’ before shed turn around again all smiling and notice his face and be like ‘wat’ and then theyd just stand there and both be confused beCAUSE THEYRE MORONS LIKE THAT

{{"we jus' wanna know that you're gonna treat her right okay"

"wait what"

"yeah man don't play games with her and break her heart"

"??? wait what the fuck do you think is going on here"}}

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{[ ♛ jinx finger-kicked you in the back of the head before pulling her hand out of reach once again. ♛ ]} ♛❝of course i had parents, you asshole. i'm by the way /way/ more civilized than you'll ever be. with my... water-damaged apartment. and shit.❞♛

"Oh, yeah. Obviously."

"What, you haven’t stolen enough to fix it yet?" [ He had been crouching; the thief straightened suddenly, Jinx’s waif-like figure barely enough to weigh him down. ] “Why don’t you just go back to bunking with the H.I.V.E. drop outs, at least?”

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{[ ♛ three seconds in, and jinx is already sticking to your back like a piece of person-weighted velcro. ♛ ]} ♛❝hi, skully. i thought 'what would make my parents be the opposite of proud of me?'... and then i ignored the thought to come bully you.❞♛ //i have no explanation nor any excuses

[ X could attempt to buck her off, but that would be a waste of energy — besides which, it’s a surprisingly cold night and the added warmth isn’t entirely unwelcome.

Not that X would admit this. ]

"You’ve got parents? I assumed you were raised in the jungle."