me: i still kinda want to beat the shit out of [one of my exes]
me: and i don’t mean in a sexy way
them: no, no, i know there’s a difference in ‘beat someone’
them: which is my pleasure
them: and ‘beat the shit out of someone’
them: which nobody enjoys
them: …well. it’s not there for mutual pleasure, anyway.
me: *smirks and tilts head*
me: nope
them: …my GOD
them: you would make an amazing disney villain
me: *busts out laughing*
them: that is some straight up disney villain vibe right there
me: is that … more attractive or less attractive?
them: oh, more.
them: disney villains tend to be very confident and know what they want. that’s hot.
them: doesn’t change the fact that i’m over here like
them: ‘i’m dating an evil mastermind, oh god.’
me: i mean, you kinda knew what you were getting into?
them: yes!
them: that doesn’t mean that i’m not over here going
them: ‘i better not fuck this up or we’ll have a vendetta for LIFE’
