#insanities

[demonstars]

me fixing my garden and seeing a very tall succulent produce a very small sprout: this is just like minecraft YouTuber Dream and his little cat daughter patches.................

[stonesense]

absolution update i am going. to lose my mind

[zoruakat]

You would not believe your eyes If your favourite canine dies After three novels of pure filler The blood will pool all around As corpses fall on the ground That's right Insanities is really awful

[zoruakat]

Fun genderneutral things to call your partner

Angry mutt Mute mutt Lightning cat Devil dog A literal necktie 420 blaze it Meth lab gone wrong

[zoruakat]

Did anyone ask for an angry Prina? No? Oh well

[zoruakat]

Because my grandma complained that she wasn't smiling

[ecceagnesdarling]

"Are yoy drunk? Then why are you girls dancing like fish fillet frying on a saucepan?" Even though I was like 13, this is still my favorite insult directed towards me. 10/10 no notes