#insert clever queue here

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Armin: When I said, “bring me back something from the beach,” I meant like, a seashell.

Eren: [struggling to hold a seagull] Well, you didn’t fucking say that.

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Armin: I want to hear those three little words.

Eren: I love you.

Armin: That's sweet, but try again.

Eren: Fine... I'll behave.

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Armin: Oh fiddle sticks! Oh diddly gee golly gosh goldarnit! That really ruffles my feathers! Really dills my pickle!

Eren: [crying in the corner] Please, just say fuck...

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Jean: I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Levi: Would you please not Jaeger this into a worse situation than it already is?

Eren: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

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Eren: I should come with a disclaimer that reads “bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it”.

Armin: Or maybe “WARNING: picks fights when bored”.

Eren: ...

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Levi: [to Zeke, probably] If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck.

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Hange: What is considered punishment as a kid but a reward as an adult?

Levi: Death.

Hange: Levi, no.