Hufflepuff: I like my jacket, there are inside pockets.
Gryffindor: I want a guy with inside pockets So I can put my hand in his pocket and hug him--
Hufflepuff: I can sneak so much food in them
Gryffindor: And just snuggle in his chest and...what?
Hufflepuff: I did that with m & ms once
Gryffindor: um?
Hufflepuff: I'm gonna just sneak chips and eat it in French









