#insk

[1rakus]

once again this playlist is specifically created to put you on an emotional rollercoaster that opens your eyes so wide that the CIA becomes mere sheeple to you. the KGB could never comprehend the complex and overarching truths that this inosaku playlist, these songs in this order about these ninja anime girls, will impart unto you. bro. bro come here. inosaku truthers saddle up we ride at dawn

[cisphobic-sasuke]

Scene from an rp I did, Sasuke is a dumbass.

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ino: oh my god a divorce.... thats horrible sakura i'm so sorry

sakura: oh it's not-- no, no, it's amiable! we both just sort of rushed into getting married and having sarada right away, so... i dunno, it's nice. im not regretting anything

ino: thats good then im happy for you

sakura: the REAL news is that my cooking has been making him sick because apparently he has a gluten allergy and never knew?

ino: wait what?

sakura: yeah he's been getting massive shits every time he eats it-- and we eat ramen all the time, oh my god, he just gets the shits all the time and he didn't know why

ino: that's so crazy? i hate men god only a man could have done something like that

sakura: haha right??? and he said he thought it was my cooking??? i was kind of offended at first

ino: ugh what an idiot. i love your cooking

sakura: you fucking hate my cooking

ino: yeah i sure do buddy

sakura: bitch

ino: haha bitch yourself

sakura: yeah so. that was my friday.

ino: cool. and now you're single

sakura: yeah haha

ino: yep

sakura: yep!

ino: ...hey do you wanna come over

[1rakus]

made an inosaku playlist

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sasuke and naruto make horribly sappy lovestruck helpless eyes at each other from across the table and it makes people uncomfortable but ino and sakura are legit screaming and slamming each other against walls and breaking bottles and snarling and intensely making out while half tearing out each others hair. its not only uncomfortable lmao like people are vaguely terrified

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ok so u know how sasuke and naruto's relationship is like. they have a lot of soft feelings for each other and their antagonism is because of their circumstances in life but in their interactions theyre ultimately struggling against their urge to be affectionate toward each other. i think sakura and ino's feelings for each other arent soft at all lmao i think theyre absolutely insane about each other. when they finally both acknowledge that theyre both wildly in love with each other in the exact same way they become That Violent Couple thats always fighting and one upping each other and being legitimately hostile in an uncomfortably sexual way