ino: oh my god a divorce.... thats horrible sakura i'm so sorry
sakura: oh it's not-- no, no, it's amiable! we both just sort of rushed into getting married and having sarada right away, so... i dunno, it's nice. im not regretting anything
ino: thats good then im happy for you
sakura: the REAL news is that my cooking has been making him sick because apparently he has a gluten allergy and never knew?
sakura: yeah he's been getting massive shits every time he eats it-- and we eat ramen all the time, oh my god, he just gets the shits all the time and he didn't know why
ino: that's so crazy? i hate men god only a man could have done something like that
sakura: haha right??? and he said he thought it was my cooking??? i was kind of offended at first
ino: ugh what an idiot. i love your cooking
sakura: you fucking hate my cooking
ino: yeah i sure do buddy
sakura: yeah so. that was my friday.
ino: cool. and now you're single
ino: ...hey do you wanna come over