#inspector headcanons

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Papers please characters cuddling headcannons:

Sergiu: Whenever he is cuddling with Elisa, he likes to be able to pepper small kisses all over her. Especially all over her head and face. Loves to comb her hair, with his fingers and kiss her forehead. And when she lays on his chest, he internally melts. He overall likes soft and tender cuddles. The soft touches, the closeness, he will hold Elisa so tight, from the overwhelming happiness. Once he stops feeling so insecure, about his scars and starts sleeping shirtless again, he finds himself enjoying the intimacy of skin to skin.

Elisa: She enjoys laying on Sergiu's chest, he is very soft, but moreover the sound of his heartbeat soothes her. It helps her remember that she is not alone anymore. Likes to warp her arms around him and rest her head against him. Peppers lil kisses all over his body. Loves to put Sergiu's head/face in her hands and watch this man melt into the touch. Forehead kisses. Soft reassurances. Also hair ruffles, love to do those. Also also tickle fights :3 Tackling him straight on or sneaking some in, nothing is off the table. The battles are merciless and victor can only be one (it's usually Elisa). It never fails to brighten their moods. 

Inspector: This man lives to cuddle. Cuddling in bed, on the couch, in an armchair. He is always up for it. Likes to whisper sweet confessions and compliments into his partner's ear. Loves to tackle the people he loves into a giant hugs and then pick em up, and carry to the nearest couch/bed to cuddle. Neck and shoulder kisses are a must. He likes to tease and tickle with his beard.

Calensk: The man is so soft, he was made for cuddling. Big, soft and a little gruff man. His body is strong from all the manual jobs he worked, but is also covered by a nice, protective layer of fat. Every now and again he enjoys a nap and if he can nap with someone next to him, touching by the side or back, he will be a very happy man.

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Kissing hc:

Inspector - He is up for anything - tame, deep, passionate, soft. He can be quite experimental, if his partner lets him. He wants to know what fits them best. As for himself, it depends on his mood. When he was younger he liked deep, passionate and needy, aching for touch and affection. Nowadays he is more tame, soft kisses are the usual. Though every now and again, he likes to turn them quite sensual.

Calensk - A very soft kisser. He tastes bitter, like a fine coffee. And he should be treated as such. Soft, every now and again pecks. His taste is to be savored. Though if you need a fine swig of coffee to down your worries, he got you covered too.

Sergiu - A needy kisser. This man needs some love fr. He aches for affection. He will start by quick and sweet pecks on neck, or jawline and move up. Start nibbling at the bottom lip asking for access. Then he will explore the mouth slowly, making sure to savor the moment. He likes soft kisses too, but its when he is able to connect with his lover that he feels the happiest. Also loves to kiss all over the body.

Elisa - She likes soft kisses, but it's the dominant and passionate kisses where she feels the best. Sucking and soft biting. Grabbing the hair and tilting her partner's head for better access. Her kisses leave breathless, but you wouldn't know that unless you were deep, in the embrace of privacy.

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Sergiu and Elisa cuddling hc:

Sergiu's cuddles are so soft. He's very clingy, likes to sometimes just pull Elisa into a hug randomly and then pull her toward the bed or couch. She usually starts giggling at the sensation and it infects Sergiu, so they end up in a giggling fit, tangled together.

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Inspector hc pt3:

Likes to celebrate his and his wife's wedding anniversary. He takes her somewhere nice. She likes the city so maybe a restaurant or a cafe. After that they come back home, he runs a hot long shower for them both.

Still holds onto his one stuffed plush from his childhood - a little bear. He keeps it in the closet because it's too fragile now to be handled by kids.

Aristocka has a mandatory book reading list that changes every few years. It's mostly either propaganda and patriotic books, with some folk stories thrown in. When Inspector was a kid, he liked reading those books, mainly because most of them were folktales at that age. But as he grew older and the amount of propaganda books ousted all the others, he grew more disillusioned with reading for school. He still carried his love for reading with the small local library. Most of the books were still Arstotzkan slop, but he got a nose for smelling them out and finding the good stuff.

He loved trips to other towns, as he grew familiar with what his library had to offer. He would visit other libraries and borrow books, he knew he wouldn't be able to return for a while and he would always get crap for it. But it was all worth it.

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Elisa headcanons:

Headstrong and composed.

Loves to read books and working in a garden.

Likes to read murder mystery novels. She likes to talk about them with the Inspector. Surprisingly, even tho they like completely different genres, they find a lot in common to talk about and sometimes are able to convince each other to read their favorite books.

Would also like to have an intelligent dog or a stray, at some point.

Has some knowledge and experience in medicine and healthcare.

Likes the rain a lot, whether to listen to it in the apartment or to take a walk in.

Inspector & Calensk & Sergiu hanging out headcanons:

They rarely go out drinking. Everyone has too much trauma, for alcohol, to just blow around. Though they might sometimes try it on special occasions. They prefer to drink in their own/family company, better than in a bar.

Calensk is usually the one to have to take care of the others, by the end of it. He has a pretty high alcohol tolerance.

Sergiu is giggling, hiccuping and talking a lot. Bruh is wasted after like 4 glasses, gets so red in the face. If Elisa is anywhere close when that happens, he glues himself to her. Slurred love confessions and compliments.

After alcohol Inspector gets very clingy, slurring over his words. Silly pickup lines and complaints at his friends.

Inspector is always the one with the worst hangover in the morning.

They sometimes play sports together, when it's warm enough. Sometimes it's just them three, and sometimes their kids join to play.

They like to talk about their kids with each other. Calensk was someone who the Inspector turned to, from time to time, for parenting advice. Though for Calensk, the topic of his sons is a bit sore for him, he still wants to help. When Sergiu entered the game, he just listened to them and listened, absorbed information. Once he gets his own, he takes up all of the conversation. Others don't mind, though the Inspector doesn't really feel good enough to give parenting advice. 

Inspector and Sergiu let their kids play together and it makes them so happy to see them get along.

A few years after the events of the game, they all decide to take a big family photo together.

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Inspector headcannons pt2:

Loves to lean over, pick up his wife into his arms and kiss her deep.

He's not the strongest guy around, but wants to keep in shape, to always be able to pick up his wife and kids.

His niece once made him a friendship bracelet and you can bet your ass, he wore it everywhere, until it broke from wear and tear.

His son continues drawing and his Inspector booth is absolutely cluttered with his drawings.

Him and Sergiu worked out a system of alerting the Inspector, if the Supervisor or the Ministry Inspector comes, to hide all the drawings before they come.

His favorite season is summer. It reminds him of home. He has his reasons to despise his hometown, but he looks fondly on the times, he could get out of the house and go into the nearby forest, or to read a book in a field. Nowadays he also likes the summer, because he can spend more time with his kids outside.

His favorite flowers are roses. Maybe a bit basic, but they remind him of his wife and their wedding.

He likes giving flowers to his friends sometimes too. He once gave Calensk a blue lily, Sergiu some yellow lilies and Elisa a small boutique of mimosas and purple geraniums (don't ask me how he got them).

His favorite drink is hot chocolate. It’s extremely hard to come by in Arstotzka. He only drank it once or twice, when he traveled to Impor for a few weeks. He wishes his kids will be able to taste it too.

His biggest fear is losing someone he loves. He gets very anxious when any of the family members or friends gets sick.

Other than that he has a small fear of open spaces/big open fields. He can't really explain it. It makes him feel dizzy. It started developing sometime in his 30s. And his life circleling, between his small apartment and his inspector booth, is not helping.

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Inspector headcanons

In my mind, I have a different version of him, than the one in the game. Not by much, but still. In game he is much more of a prick. My can be snarky sometimes too, but rarely, more when mad cause someone is mean to people he cares about. I hc my version to be named Pyotr and the game version Adam.

A bit of a light sleeper. He got that from the time, when his son was very young and often sick, and had to be tended to a lot at night. His wife usually tries to soothe him back to sleep, when they both realize everything is fine.

He snores lightly in his sleep.

In winter he likes to be nicely snuggled up, against his wife. But in summer, only shorts and light blanket. (And it's not like Ariztockan summer is that hot.)

Would love to have a dog or cat. He would probably pick up any strays he sees, if he had the money to take care of them.

He can sew and draw. Loves to draw his wife and is so proud and happy that his son might be getting a thing for drawing, just like him.

Big on family. Wanted to have so many kids, but the financial struggle of having to take care of mother-in-law and uncle, restrained him to only have one. Altho he loves his family very much and is grateful for his son and niece, he feels unfulfilled deep inside and wishes for some kind of bigger fulfillment. To have done more or better for the family.

Loves big family hugs. Being able to embrace all his family members is something he just loves so much.

I would call him a lover.

Has the most precious and soft dark eyes, that have so much love in them 90% of the time. But they are hard to see, because of the hat that's pushed on his eyes.

Natural sharpshooter. Before working at the checkpoint, he only held a gun a few times in his life.

Has boney hands. With a bit longer than average fingers.

I think him and Elisa would become good friends, after she crosses the border.

Years later, after Ariztocka gets better and he gets older, he would start to braid his beard.

Wears his wedding ring most of the time and it shows its wear, especially since he likes twiddling with it a lot.

Likes slow dancing, mostly with his wife. Both Calensk and Sergiu tried to get some lessons from him, but he's a bit too shy about it. 

Likes to read romance books.

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Inspector smut hc:

Inspector is medium in both, not too long, not too thick

Inspector is a switch, very versatile, ready to adapt to any position that satisfies his partner best

He is in general very accomodating, likes to try out new things. He has a few things he doesn't like, but that's few and far between and is ready to find a good middle ground to satisfy them both

likes to go nice and slow. wants both to enjoy themselves as much as they can. sweet, tender sex is just his favorite.

likes to keep eye contact with someone who he is with

aftercare with this man is insane, just so doting, making sure any needs are met. and after that cuddling up 

loves to praise. can be a fountain of words or soft whispered phrases that fit just right

mostly puts his partner pleasure before his own, letting himself also have some is something he needs to work on

has a breeding kink, since he was big on family

also he is quite insecure about how he looks naked

if not for all his insecurities and circumstances, he has a fantasy about dancing with a partner naked and one thing leading to another, or about a naked painting session turning intimate

you know that in between all his romance novels he has some erotics hidden between fr