look let me tell you about how hard i want grantaire and bahorel to be bffs ok i mean i could do this rant all over again for éponine and joly and bossuet and jehan and probably courfeyrac but rn i'm thinking about bahorel so just
grantaire and bahorel both being really scary-looking with muscles and tattoos and acting like manly men about half the time and the other half of the time acting like children i just 'what'd u do last night' 'watched a movie with bahorel' 'oh what'd u watch' 'mulan'
like
movie night with everyone jehan is sitting on grantaire who's sitting on bahorel everyone is whining about everyone else being heavy until jehan goes 'shh' and when jehan shushes you you listen
getting high as balls on grantaire's couch and giggling about things and insulting each other's mothers and then someone going 'i don't have to take this shit anymore' and tackling the other and then they roll around on the floor for a while; trying to cook while high and just totally fucking everything up and having to call éponine to save them because there's smoke everywhere and did we just burn water like is that even possible MORE GIGGLING
ending up back to back in a bar fight but grantaire is too short to properly cover bahorel's back tbh and so it's more like a 'you tried so hard' sort of thing and they both end up black and blue and bloody and they're probably both convinced it's the most fun they've had in weeks
drinking contests
truth or dare
yo mama jokes
trying unsuccessfully to bench press each other
look i want this friendship so bad i could cry