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v are the detroits human yet? are they? v pls
Markus + Simon :>
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who cries when someone dies in a movie: simon obvs who wears the ugly holiday garb: simon and markus thinks it’s endearing who pays for the meals: if they had meals to pay for, markus who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone: markus plays the trombone and simon slams the oven door who brings home stray animals: simon who leaves the bathroom door open: neither who tells the 'dad jokes': simon and it’s sweet af who wants kids more: simon uwu who travels more: markus bc head ambassador for new jericho who spends more cash: markus bc he likes to look Fancy who buys the things in infomercials: simon bc they look like fun to him who draws in the dust on their cars: simon who starts the snowball fights: markus ofc and he destroys simon every time who throws away the directions to things: markus and simon’s the one to fish them out who puts up holiday decor: simon does most of it, but markus helps who is more likely to forget to bathe: markus and simon will gently remind who gets more obsessed about things: markus who sings in the shower more often: markus and simon always stops to listen