Apr 22, 2022
THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
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THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
your blog is horrifying
Aw shucks
Someone once tried scaring me by reminding me that I am not a typical human being.
The exact words they used were “average, typical human specimen” (what, are they gonna put me in stasis and have me stuck in a collection on display with hundreds of other people? Next to all the beetles and bluebottles they found while they were in Java?! Away with that SHITE!).
“YOU ARE NOT THE TYPICAL HUMAN SPECIMEN”
Something like that.
They wanted me to be terrified by this fact.
Despite the fact that I’ve LONG since embraced it.
Yeah. I’m not a typical human.
Nothing scary about that.
Phoenix: I hate to say it, but the nogitsune is right.
Nogitsune: Why do you hate to say it?
Phoenix: It just bugs me when you're right.
Nogitsune: Believe it or not, I find that oddly complimentary.
It's padded! Hope you and you're boyfriend like it!!
Merry Christmas!!
Firstly, I think you mean "your". Secondly, I hardly wear bras, but thank you for thinking of me. This is very pretty and I am certain Mario would appreciate seeing me in it.
Insult Backfire
Out of boredom, best friend Bayleaf is doodling on an orange envelope. His doodles are otherworldly and ridiculous, and when asked about my opinion...
Me: I dunno, man. That kinda looks like an hourglass
Bayleaf: YOU look like an hourglass!
Me: I know, right?! :D