#dougie lore

[dougielombax]

Someone unleashed a dozen or so 6 7 jokes in work today and I swear I nearly suffered a psychic barrage overload!

It was deeply unpleasant!

[dougielombax]

bro i see you on bluesky and tumblr and everything xD

Indeed.

Those are the only two social media sites where I have any presence.

So yeah that is me.

I chose these two sites because they had far less baggage when compared to the likes of Twitter (which has become a bigotry-ridden nuclear toilet fire in a septic tank rife with diseases, horrible new forms of racism and anti/intellectualism) or Facebook (which is presently a bot-infested hive of derangement (owned by a creep) full of people sharing AI shrimp Jesus pics and arguing with themselves).

[dougielombax]

Tried pop tarts again for the first time in ages (11 years now? Maybe?).

They’re okay I guess.

[dougielombax]

I got jumpscared by a window cleaner at work today.

[dougielombax]

I chose to set up a tumblr account because it felt like a far safer option when it comes to social media.

Compared to the alternatives.

I mean, Facebook is a hive of derangement and insanity.

Twitter is a septic nuclear fascist-ridden toilet fire.

That’s why I did it.

That’s literally it.

[dougielombax]

out of curiousity...how many people do you follow?

I won’t give exact numbers. But I follow around 2,000 blogs here on tumblr at time of my answering your question.

[dougielombax]

So, what made you choose your url?

I couldn’t think of anything else tbh.

Plus I like Lombaxes (space kitties).

So it just sort of stuck.

[dougielombax]

Sometimes I have this habit of unexpectedly lapsing into alliteration when I talk.

Not sure why.