#int. maya

[presleyfarrow]

starter for: @vibrantmayadesai location: sunrise winery

"I need to ask you a huge favor," Presley says with a heavy sigh, "My parents are throwing a huge Christmas party and I would love to have my own actual friends there instead of having to play small talk with my dad's eldery golfing buddies all night. Pretty please?"

[lcsthopes-blog]

@noviluniio

       “… WAIT, I’m going to buy some popcorn and never come back.”

“ Why don’t you buy the whole corn cob and stuff it all the way up your rectum instead? ”