gimme all the texts
send ✉ for an 2 am text
[text: nellie the elephant]: imagine if everybody had a starfish that lived in their belly button
send ✘ for an unsent text
[text: nellie the elephant]: why does everybody think i’m weird? i’m so...
send ☠ for a threatening message
[text: nellie the elephant]: i’m starting a petition to set the faculty on fire
send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
[text: nellie the elephant]: how does your hair always look like a l’oreal commercial
send ♣ for a drunk message
[text: nellie the elephant]: i just threww a stool through a bar window sons OF ANARCHY













