"Come the fuck on. Did you see that guy? I'm fucking—" From the second they boarded the bus, Lev had barely been able to contain himself. He'd lit a joint half an hour before this, and it hit fast. Good for them, but not so much for the people running this fucking tour. First thing that had managed to fuck him up was the over-sized, red suit. Pinstriped. Matching fucking hat. Bad Chicago accent. Truly, the gift that would keep fucking giving. Seated at the back of the bus, he's hoping to hide the hysterics. This isn't exactly the kind of history shit he's used to learning about, or has even really studied— except that one thing, that one time, back in February. It'd been a work of art. Head turned, he's tries to hide his quiet hysterics from their host for the fucking ride but fuck. "Why did you talk me into this, man?" That's his story, and he's sticking to it. So when you hear shots— Lev's whisper-talking over him, "Did we bring snacks? Are we placing bets on some theatrics? I’m gonna bet that Paulie Rocco is going to kill Little fucking John in broad fucking daylight.”
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