#intermission.3

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OH MY FuCKING GOD NO.

NO. NO WE ARE DOING NONE OF THIS. NO MORE SIDEQuESTS. NO MORE BORING TALKING. NO MORE SPIDERTROLLS STANDING AROuND BEING DuMB AND NOT TOuCHING EACH OTHER IN AFFECTIONATE WAYS. THESE ARE THINGS THAT ARE STOPPING NOW. I'M BORED AS HELL.

WHAT I WOuLD HAVE YOu DO. WHICH IS TO SAY. WHAT I AM HAVING MYSELF DO. IS SKIP TO THE END OF THIS SHITTY INTERMISSION. I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT ALREADY. IT'S BEEN LIKE FOuR MONTHS. EQuALS EQuALS PLuS ENTER.

OH MY GOD NO. THIS IS EVEN WORSE. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT EYESORE. I REFuSE TO ACCEPT ANY OF THIS. WHO THE FuCK CARES ABOuT DEAD TROLLS. OR MAGIC ARTIFACTS. OR PLANS FOR MuTINY  THAT ARE CLEARLY GOING TO FAIL. I HAVE BEEN SuLLIED. BY BEING REPRESENTED IN A MORE SYMBOLIC MANNER SuCH AS THIS. HOW ABOuT NO. NO I'M FIXING THIS FIRST. BEFORE I DO ANYTHING ELSE. EQuALS EQuALS PLuS ENTER.

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>> This is an incredibly silly idea that only serves to rile the zombies up. As a matter of fact, it occurs to you that they might find your dance fucking retarded.

>> So you a8scond the hell outta there.

>> You don't make it far, but you do get away.

>> In a sense.

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>> This was probably not the best place to have this particular mental 8r8kdown.

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>> Be cool, Vriska.

>> 8E COOL.

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>> Rather than try and figure out where you are or why there are skeletons everywhere, you instead deign to ponder the many intricacies of your timeline to puzzle out anything particularly interesting. You consider the murderous plots of your friend Terezi, and how her attempts to bring the team together began a spiral of revenge and misery from which only death was your escape. Also Karkat was a robot? >> But these facts, while interesting in the context of a multiverse, are completely normal for you, so you just kind of sit there and boggle into space.

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INTERMISSION.2: HuMAN MIDNIGHT HAS PASSED.

AND WITH IT. THE INTERNET BORTHDAY HAS CONCLuDED. I HOPE YOu'VE ENJOYED THE ACTuAL. QuALITY ENTERTAINMENT. WE NOW RETuRN YOu TO THE INTERMISSION IN PROGESS. BuT NOT THE OTHER ONE. NO. THIS INTERMISSION WILL BE FAR LESS SHITTY. AS SuCH.

YES GOOD. THE SPIDER 8ITCH. BuT WHERE WILL SHE BE? OH.

PERFECT. NOW FOR THE FINAL TOuCH.

>> You are now Vriskull Vriska Serket. Again. >> What do you do?