Your name is WYRM. You've somehow found yourself in some GAYASS MERCH STORE. You don't mind it very much though, since you're already used to being flat every FLAT FUCK FRIDAY. When you're not being compressed into MARKETABLE MERCHANDISE, you like to play VIDEOGAMES and stream on TWITCH.TV as a CHAOTIC VTUBER.
What will you do?
> WYRM: Get added to cart.













