My Amateur European Travel Guide
Hi to anyone whoâs reading!
I spent just over a month in Europe over the summer and have far too many good food pics that deserve more than sitting in my camera roll untouched and thus I thought Iâd do my very shitty, amateurish version of a travel guide, basically a run down of my favourite things that we did in each city. From touristy shit like the Colosseum and the Roman Forum to some equally beautiful but lesser known places, getting an inter-rail pass gives you the time to see everything whilst not spending an absolute fortune.Â
I went with a friend and we did the basic, first-time traveller route: Paris, Amsterdam, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Ljubljana, Venice, Rome and Milan. The pass, which allowed us to use domestic and international trains on 10 separate days within a month, for students only cost ÂŁ230. We did then have to pay extra for the Eurostar from St.Pancras to Paris, and additional âreservationâ fees to get seats on the trains in Italy and between France and The Netherlands, but all in all this didnât cost us anymore than about ÂŁ50. The flight back from Milan to Southend Airport cost ÂŁ30, though be warned that itâs actually pretty hard to get from Southend to central London; if we hadnât been able to get a lift, we probably wouldâve spent an extra ÂŁ30 getting home from there.Â
We were away for 3 weeks and 4 days in total, and on top of the approx. ÂŁ700/ÂŁ800 we spent on hostels and air b&bs, I spent about ÂŁ1500 whilst I was away. You could probably get away with taking about ÂŁ1000 with you if youâre willing to cook while youâre away. We did a couple of nights whilst we were in air b&bs, but on the whole, we usually ate out. The hostel kitchens were a bit of a nightmare, though Iâm not going to pretend it was anything other than a combination of laziness and gluttony that stopped me from cooking, lol. HOW CAN YOU GO TO ITALY AND NOT GO OUT FOR PASTA EVERY NIGHT?! It canât be done. With my non-existent self-control anyway.Â
Once I got back from inter-railing, I also then spent a week with my family staying in the cutest seaside town about half an hour outside of Barcelona, Sitges, which weâve visited a few times before. For that reason, I thought Iâd write about some of my favourite things to do in and around Barcelona, not just from this trip but from all the times weâve visited over the last few years.
Iâll start, though, with the first place we visited on our inter-railing trip: Paris.
It might be because it was the first place we went and the place where I had the most energy and drive to explore, lol, but Paris was my absolute favourite of the cities we visited. I know a lot of people seem to be disappointed with it but thereâs just so much to do and so much culture; gorgeous architecture, art, fashion, food, I feel that it lives up to its reputation in every way if you really utilise your time there properly. The public transport is easy to understand and use and my only gripe with the hostel is that it was a little far out. This didnât really limit us in any way though, so it didnât bother me.Â
Our first hostel, Jo&Joeâs in Gentilly, was a really cool place. I believe it was around ÂŁ30 a night (one of the more expensive hostels we stayed in) to stay in a room like the one I've included a photo of. The beds were comfy and you had a decent amount of space, and the wi-fi was good. My only issue is that there wasnât much privacy in terms of the bathroom; there was one toilet room and one shower room in the actual bedroom to be shared between the 6 of us. There didnât really seem to be much about in Gentilly but to be honest, we didnât venture very far and thereâs more than enough to do in central Paris.
Probably my favourite art museum we visited our entire trip, Palais de Tokyo was...an experience.Â
Costing ÂŁ8 for a student ticket, almost every piece of artwork in there was strange as hell. That being said, it was all very immersive and interactive and like nothing Iâd seen before which is why I liked it so much.Â
Well, apart from the dirty sock. Literally. There was a dirty sock on display. Art, right?Â
Iâd say if you only had time to do one of the âbigâ art museums in Paris, do Musee DâOrsay, not the Louvre.
 Itâs a lot more compact and has a wider range of styles, plus a lot more modern art, including some Van Gogh and several Degas. I had so many favourite pieces from Louise Abbemaâs Allegories of Spring and Winter, to Thomas Coutureâs Romans in their Decadence:
Plus Iâd take Amaury Duvalâs portrait of Marie-Anne Detourbay over the Mona Lisa any day. The staring into your soul game sheâs got going on is unparalleled.
I think the level of dumbassery involved in my decision to wear heeled boots to make the 500 or so step journey up the Eiffel Tower cancels out any smarts that went into us saving âŹ3 by booking in advance and walking instead of getting the lift, but itâs all about the experience, lol, and I would do it again for the view. It only cost âŹ5 in total and by booking online about a month before, we didnât have to wait in what is usually about a 3 hour queue if you turn up on the day.
4. Yves Saint Laurent Museum
It only took us about an hour to do the Yves Saint Laurent museum but it was definitely worth the ÂŁ10 for entry if you are interested in fashion. It was pretty quiet when we went which I liked as it made for a much more peaceful experience than say, the Louvre, and the museum is very well laid out. Thereâs a load of original pieces in there and I feel like I learned a lot about Saint Laurent himself too. I also learned that I am very unsophisticated (I really didnât feel posh enough to be walking into the building, lol) but we been knew.
Warning: The Sacre Couer is a very steep walk from the nearest tube station. I internally died. Several times. But itâs very beautiful once you get up there.
I wish weâd had more time to explore Monmarte as it was one of the prettiest places I saw on our trip, with so many cute restaurants and cafes. Top things to see in the area are the Wall of Love and though we didnât actually go there, Montmarte Cemetery too. I found out when we got back that the latter is supposedly inhabited by a load of stray cats and now I am severely disappointed that we didnât have a look. I guess Iâll just have to go back! You know, just to check if itâs true about the cats. And also eat some more of the food, ofc.
We had a quick look in two of the vintage shops whilst we were in Paris, Kilo Shop and Tilt Vintage, and I saw a lot of really cool things. Unfortunately, because I couldnât really fit anything else in my backpack and was being pretty tight with money at that point in the trip (an attitude my bank balance probably wishes had been sustained throughout, lol), I didnât get anything. Still, Iâd definitely recommend checking the shops I mentioned and the other vintage shops in that area out if you are interested in buying some clothes whilst youâre away. The only thing Iâd say is to avoid them if you have trouble with crowds and/or small spaces as there were a shit tonne of people in pretty much all the ones we went in and because of the layout, not much room to move. And protip: if you like breathing non-body odour tinted oxygen, donât venture in any of them in the middle of heatwave. Not fun.Â
I think itâs kind of a given that you see the Champs Elysees whilst youâre in Paris, but last time I was there, I only really saw it from an open top bus and was quiet underwhelmed. On this trip, we walked from the Louvre through the Tuileries and then slowly made our way down towards the Arc de Triomphe, having a look down the streets that run perpendicular to the Champs Elysees on our way, which were all very typically Parisienne. At the bottom, you have Aventue Montaigne which has all the fancy, designer flagship stores, and then down Avenue FDR (where we went for lunch) there are plenty of places to stop and have a bite to eat. I thought Iâd been all French getting a baguette from down here before realising it was from a glorified Paul which we have all over London, BUT, if youâre into açai bowls, my friend had a really good one at a place called Cojean.
Before we went to Versailles, a lot of people told me that it was really crowded and not worth going to but I couldnât disagree more. It was so beautiful both on the inside and out and thereâs so much to learn! Iâve always been fascinated by Marie Antoinette so I might be slightly biased but I was totally in my ex-historical nerd element. I would definitely recommend arriving as early as possible if youâre not paying for skip the line tickets, since we got there for around 10 and had to stand in a very long queue to get in. It did move quickly but looked very daunting at first and I imagine it only gets worse as the day goes on.
I mean, we didnât got there this time and technically, itâs not Paris. But come on, itâs Disney. I couldnât leave it off the list.
Future Paris Bucket List:
Paris Museum of Modern Art
Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Amsterdam is one of my favourite places ever. Itâs picturesque, easy to find your way around, and full of amazing food. It was my second time here and my friendâs third so we had a pretty chilled out time but still did a lot. I definitely wouldnât say no to going back again.
The hostel we stayed in in Amsterdam was called ClinkNoord and was a short (and free!) boat ride away from the city centre. Also at around ÂŁ30 a night, the rooms were basic yet comfortable and the place as a whole had a modern, utilitarian vibe to it which I really liked. The bathrooms were a short walk down the hall, a more private alternative to the bathrooms in our Paris hostel, and were pretty much always free. As for the showers, they were a wet room kinda situation and a little bit grim at times but as long as you bring flip flops (I didnât, another example of dumbassery, lol) youâll be fine. Maybe this is the 10 year old in me leaping out but I really loved the bar area at this hostel too: drinks were cheap, but more importantly, it had table football, pool, AND a ping-pong room. WITH A BLACK LIGHT MIGHT I ADD!
Amsterdam Top Things to do:
The edibles had already began to kick in a little bit by the time we got to Electric Ladyland so this might be a bit of an overstatement but this place was, in a good way of course, very trippy. Itâs basically a mini fluorescent art museum and exhibition in this guyâs basement (not as weird as it sounds, lol), and for ÂŁ5 you can go in and see it and then, if you hang around, watch him give a demonstration on how it all works and where he sourced his paint from. It says on the website that itâs by appointment only but we just turned up on the day just as a slot was about to start and were allowed in. In terms of taking an edible before you go in, maybe donât, lol. It was a bit of a surreal experience; in a very dark room, listening to an old American hippy talk about how he explored caves in Utah to find mineral rocks, the weed-induced paranoia low-key kicked in. I did, at points, momentarily forget that there was a room around the point I was immediately focussed on and started panicking that we were just drifting through space. And then there was the occasional fear that I was trapped in some kind of eternal time loop where the man would just keep on talking in circles and I would be stuck down there forever, not wanting to be rude and leave whilst he was mid-sentence, as part of the universeâs karmic punishment for my impractical level of politeness and need to people-please. Climbing the ladder up out of the basement was...a little tricky, to say the least.
You have to have pancakes in Amsterdam and my friend recommended this place as the original one. I had a pancake with ice cream, caramel sauce and chocolate sauce and whilst a little sickly, it was tasty af. If I went again, I think Iâd just stick to one sauce; it was so sweet that I had to admit defeat about halfway, something I do not look back on with pride. Next time, I will be victorious over one of these beasts of a pancake. Speaking it into existence.
3. Hire a bike and visit Vondelpark
There are plenty of ways to get about in Amsterdam and the trams are super easy to use but hiring a bike for the time youâre there is probably the cheapest and most Amsterdammy (I know, not really a word) way to get around. We hired our bikes from Starbikes by the central station and it was a very simple and affordable process which I would definitely recommend; their shop has some of the best reviews on Trip Advisor for bike hire. Riding along the canals is quite chilled but if youâre not super confident, the best place to go is probably Vondelpark, as it has wider lanes with the added bonus of not living in semi-permanent fear of being yeeted off your bike into the canal by a car coming up behind you. It also has friendly ducks! How can you say no to that? I mean, ignoring the fact that male ducks have like, 9 inch corkscrew penises which apparently spin when they mate. Thank Reddit for that life-altering and mildly disturbing piece of information.
The BEST Belgian fries which I spent the entirety of the rest of our trip craving. Best sauce combination is ketchup and samurai sauce, and I recommend going for a regular portion. The large is insane and I am very much in awe of anybody who can finish it.
We didnât actually visit the Van Gogh museum on this trip but I went on my first visit to Amsterdam and you really canât miss it. Not only does it have a lot of Van Goghâs most famous works, including sunflowers, it has a lot of the work of the artists who inspired him as well as pieces from some of his contemporaries.Â
Really cool modern art museum with an interactive room where you can take part in activities relating to the current exhibition too. Though I guess it really depends on your art preferences, if you do only have time to do either this or The Rijksmuseum, I would definitely say Stedelijk.Â
8. The Rookies Coffeeshop
So I canât say Iâve tried a lot of the coffee shops in Amsterdam as on our first visit we only really went to this one and The Bulldog chain, and this time we didnât go as much, but they do the best space cakes. Theyâre genuinely really tasty but they can be quite intense if you havenât smoked in a while or donât do so regularly so make sure youâre in somewhere you feel safe and have other people with you.
Though the Amsterdam Dungeons were more similar to the London Dungeons than I thought they would be, with less of a focus on the dark history of the area and more on general dark European history such as the Spanish Inquisition and witch trials which also came up a lot in the London run through, I would still thoroughly recommend them. The Dungeons are definitely a tourist trap but theyâre also just hilarious and you genuinely do learn a little, so I think worth the money!
I wasnât crazy about the menu here as Iâm a ridiculously fussy eater but I think most people will easily find something they like, and the actual cafe and presentation is really cute. The grilled cheese sandwich I ended up having was really good and even if you end up just having a cake, Iâd recommend it. They had lemon AND mint infused water dispensers, which, now Iâm writing down doesnât seem very exciting at all, but I got hyped up, okay? And worst case scenario, itâs not for you, there are loads of other cool and very hipster-y looking (lol) independent cafes in the area.Â
Again, this was something I did on my first trip to Amsterdam, but you canât miss it. From a history standpoint and as someone who read Anne Frankâs diary several times when I was younger, I found it very surreal to actually visit the house Iâd heard so much about. You definitely get a sense of just how stifling and claustrophobic living in that annex was and even if youâre not into your history, I do think a lot of insight can be gained from taking a trip here!Â
12. Go to one of the Pastry Shops
If you go to Amsterdam, youâll see them everywhere, the little slightly shabby-looking cafes with all the amazing waffles and donuts and crepes and cupcakes in the window. Go to one! I had a waffle covered in white chocolate and Oreos and it was 1000% as good as it looked.Â
The last thing on my Amsterdam list and another thing we did on my first trip, the Moco Museum is one of my favourites Iâve ever been to. Itâs pretty small and doesnât take you that long to look around but itâs full of contemporary, provocative art based around the theme of political and social commentary. Given that description, itâs probably no surprise that it houses a lot of Banksy, but thereâs also a fair bit of pop art too, and a very cool gift shop. Because I can never resist a good gift shop.
Future Amsterdam Bucket List:
A day trip to the tulip fields
Berlin definitely wasnât what I was expecting it to be. As a capital city, I expected it to be this very built up, bustling, commercial place, but it was actually pretty quiet and very spread out. In a way, it almost seemed a bit left behind and completely deserted in parts. That being said, from a historical point of view, it was probably the most interesting place that we went. Itâs easy to forget that just a few decades ago the city was completely divided and you can definitely sense that itâs still rebuilding itself.
We stayed in a hostel that was tucked away in the basement of the Aletto hotel, just a minuteâs walk away from the Zoologischer Garden station. I believe it was around ÂŁ20 a night for an 8 person mixed dorm. The beds werenât the comfiest and the room itself was a bit dark and dank, given that it was below street level, but all in all, the hostel was decent as a stop-off point. I liked that there was a kind of a small communal area in the kitchen and the bathrooms were spacious and clean, and fortunately, it was pretty quiet when we were there so we usually had them to ourselves.Â
1. Never Ending Love Story
A really lovely little cafe in a pretty, quiet area, the service here was exceptionally good! Iâm not one to complain when workers donât seem overly enthusiastic, I work in retail so I get that you sometimes canât be arsed with all the over-the-top politeness, but I do appreciate friendliness and the waitress here was so sweet. I had delicious scrambled eggs on sourdough toast and my friend had pancakes and we both really enjoyed our food.Â
I wish I had more to say about the East Side Gallery, but to be honest I was pretty drunk and had half an edible-I thought we were going out out after, donât judge me-so I canât remember much. Judging from my very shitty and my friendâs very good (this is one of hers, lol) photos though, it was really interesting. Good street art is up there with the best of them imo and given the context of the gallery, itâs no surprise that a lot of the art is politically charged, which just adds an extra layer of appeal to it. Thereâs also a lot of good photo ops, or so drunk me clearly thought.Â
Built on top of the former SS Reich Main Security Office, the Topography of Terror is a museum Iâd say you need to set aside at least 2 and a half/3 hours for to properly do. Thereâs so much information to get through and Iâd say I ended up skimming half of it towards the end because we were short on time; I later found out that thereâs even more to see outside which we didnât even touch.Â
Unfortunately, a lot of the Jewish Museum was closed when we went but itâs still a very physically impressive building with exhibitions that are equal parts daunting and thought-provoking, relating to both the Jewish experience during the Second World War and Jewish culture in general.
We didnât actually go in any of the museums on Museum Island but we walked around and sat at a nice little green spot nearby; tâs very pretty to explore, especially as the sun is going down. There were plenty of bars around and people drinking, sunbathing and listening to music by the river. Generally a really relaxed vibe.
I know dirty fries arenât the classiest thing ever but the ones from this place tasted really fucking good. How can you go wrong with a fast food restaurant dedicated to chips?
7. The History: Brandenberg Gate, Reichstag, Checkpoint Charlie, Hitlerâs Bunker, Jewish Memorial
Most of these places are within walking distance of each other and we did them all within a couple of hours. Like I said, the best thing about Berlin is the history so I think making an effort to see all these things is really important. On our last night we managed to find out, via a nearby poster, about a free show on the river (with English subtitles obviously; as the basic monolingual bitch I am, anything other than dankeschön and hallo went right over my head) which covered major points in the history of the Reichstag over the last century; it was the perfect way to round off our trip.
8. KW Institute for Contemporary Art
This museum was half the overly pretentious contemporary art that makes classicists roll their eyes:
-though I do actually like it, sue me-
And half the simple, but millennially-inspired kinda stuff that I love. Like, that top collection got me feeling like the new Van Gogh every time I accidentally screenshot my home screen.Â
So obviously, I rated it. And side-note, the building in general, which had an old, unused warehouse kinda thing going on, along with a shady little courtyard outside, was very cool.
Look at this photo. Do I need to say any more?
Future Berlin Bucket List:
Return to the Jewish Museum
The Story of Berlin Museum
Berghain (even just to see it from the outside)
About Blank, Suicide Circus, i.e one of the tamer, more mainstream clubs
Oranienburger Strasse and Kunsthaus Tacheles
I absolutely adored Prague. From the second I stepped out of the metro station into Old Town Square on our first evening, I felt like I was walking into a fairytale. All the buildings were so ornate and beautiful, everywhere you look is like a postcard. Thereâs so much history there which we only really had time to scrape the surface of and I canât wait to go back.
We stayed at Hostel Dakura which was only around ÂŁ15 a night and a few metro stops from the city centre. As you can see, itâs a little outdated but all in all, still clean and comfortable. The dorm and bathrooms were very spacious and there was an outdoor seating area with benches and ping-pong too. Iâd definitely say it was good value for money.
The Old Town part of Prague is definitely the main attraction, from the cute and very typically European seating areas outside the restaurants, to the Trdelnik shops, to the gothic statues, and the colourful buildings that surround them; you'll feel like youâre walking through a mix between a shopping mall and a medieval time capsule. Thereâs not really all that much point me putting Old Town on the must-do list as itâs pretty much unavoidable but I liked it so much I just couldnât leave it out. I really havenât been anywhere like it before. Itâs part Westeros, part Fantasyland at Disney (with some stag dos thrown in), and thatâs saying something; Disney World comparisons do not come easy from me.
A bit of a steep walk uphill but totally worth it for the view of the city.  Lots of cool bars and places to get cheap beer and cider too, if thatâs your kinda thing. Spirits, to my dismay, are pretty much the same price as they are back home. Not that it was on Letna Hill but I paid âŹ20 for 2 doubles one night. âŹ20. PRAGUE IS CHEAP FOR ALCOHOL, THEY SAID. YOU CAN GET PISSED FOR A TENNER, THEY SAID. ITâLL BE FUN, THEY SAID. Sigh.
PROTIP: Make sure you have cash on you, especially if youâre heading up Letna Hill, as they donât take card at any of the bars and there arenât any cash machines. There also arenât any water fountains and the tap water isnât drinkable, apparently. You know what there are, though? Rats.Â
Iâm going to stop before I put anyone off. Our experience wasnât the best but done right, I think you could have a really chilled evening here. Go to Letna Hill. Itâs lovely.
Also a bit of an uphill walk, Prague Castle is a gothic dream with live music, tantalising food stalls (hehe, tantalising, somebody hire me to write their cookbook ASAP) and insane views. Half the time I felt like I was in Kingâs Landing and the other half Hogwarts, and that is the kind of 50/50 split I live for.Â
4. Walk across Charles Bridge and walk alongside the Vltava River
I thought our day peaked when I came to the realisation, whilst crossing the Charles Bridge, that we were in fact surrounded by vaguely religious and mildly creepy Jesus-looking statues but then we reached the other side and soon after, became one with nature. We saw ducks! Otters. Swans. Inject that wholesome shit into my veins.Â
Also, a pigeon landed on me! Thatâs right, if you stand there with your arm out for long enough whilst walking alongside the Vltava River, you too can experience the fleeting terror that comes with the possibility of being pooed on but then the earth-shattering realisation that comes after: that pigeons, maybe, arenât so bad after all. That theyâre actually kinda cute in their own weird, scavenging way! That maybe the pigeon lady in Mary Poppins made some points! I mean, canât we all relate to wanting to steal other peopleâs food? I definitely can. Consider me a changed woman.
Though Iâm not much of a Salvador Dali fan and I have a sneaking suspicion that some of the âartworkâ in this museum was actually just prints from google blown up on A2 photo paper, I thoroughly enjoyed the Alphonse Mucha and Andy Warhol sections of the GOAP.Â
The former is one of my absolute favourite artists so I definitely had to take a moment when I walked in and saw that not only did they have several of his original lithographs, but also a whole wall dedicated to him. I wish I had good photos but the lighting was a bit too artificial to really do it justice. The lithographs came out pretty well though:
Obviously Andy Warhol is an icon too; his exhibition in particular was hugely informative and well laid out, definitely a people pleaser. I couldnât find all too much online but it seems like the exhibitions mentioned are permanent, so definitely go and check them out.Â
I also feel the need to mention that it was here I ascended to an elite level of art hoe by buying a Mucha lighter. Jokes on me because it doesnât work very well, like...at all in anything windier than a very, very mild breeze, BUT it looks pretty, so points for that.Â
Seeing the size of the queue outside Elan Cafe in London, it kinda blew my mind that considering its flower wall, you could just walk into Cafe Chloe and get a table straight away. Obviously the flower wall is a draw for Instagram purposes (yes, Iâm a shallow human being, *insert Ariana Grande âand what about it?â gif here*) but the food was really good too. The perfect place to stop off for brunch.Â
Again, the pedalos under Charles Bridge are kind of a tourist trap but it was only around âŹ12 between us to rent one for the hour; most of them appeared to be 4 seaters so you could get 2 more people in there and split the price again, making it even cheaper. Plus, it was really fun and we got to go right up to the ducks!Â
Iâm not gonna lie, tackiness aside, I love a club with multiple rooms and this one had FIVE. There were a lot of English people in there and it did cost about 12 euros in cash to get in (take the cash out in advance as the machine outside charged quite a steep fee), but they played ABBA on more than one occasion so I have zero regrets. I mean, apart from drinking maybe a bit too much once again, but thatâs kind of a given at this point. I can only apologise to my liver and whatâs left of my dignity.
NGL, the service here wasnât the best and I kind of felt like I was annoying some of the staff literally just by trying to order my food BUT to be fair, Iâd probably be annoyed by me too considering my upholding of the British tradition of asking everywhere if they speak English and hoping for the best rather than actually learning the native language. Anyway, back to the point: look at this burger. Fit. 10/10 would demolish again.
Future Prague Bucket List:
One of the free city walking tours
Honestly, of all the places we went to, Vienna was the one I was most pleasantly surprised by. Before going, Iâd heard that there wasnât much to do there and I thought that 24 hours would be more than enough to see the main attractions, but aside from Paris, itâs probably the city I want to revisit most. On every other block there seemed to be some kind of beautiful flower garden or sprawling palace or stately home or elegant cafe, but at the same time, it still had a very modern feel to it. A lot like Paris but more compact, and with a slightly Germanic twist. Plus, I had one of the best Maccies of my life here, so I really canât complain.
For around ÂŁ18 for the night we stayed in a 6 person dorm at the Wombats Hostel by Naschmarkt. Because we werenât there too long, I didnât get all that much of a feel for it but the communal areas and bar seemed very cool and the central part of the city was in walking distance. The dorms were a little small and outdated and we did get woken up by a fire alarm in the middle of the night but it gave me a kind of primary school trip type nostalgia so I didnât mind too much. Iâd probably look for another hostel if I went back to Vienna just because I think if you were staying for a while, you'd start to feel a bit cooped up in the room. For the one night, however, it was ideal.
We really only walked through Museum Quartier but there seemed to be loads going on and definitely lots to look at. Thereâs also a giant astroturf covered waterbed which sounds kinda wack but was actually super fun when I wasnât fearing my head was going to be squashed like a watermelon by the kids quite literally throwing themselves around on it. So yeah! Check it out!
It sounds silly but the traffic lights in the central part of Vienna are super cute. Have a stroll around and see how many of them you can spot. Berlinâs Ampelmann wishes.Â
3. Belvedere Palace Grounds
4. Schonbrunn Palace Grounds
I really felt like I was walking through the Red Queenâs gardens. Minus the crochet and threat of decapitation of course.
SO GOOD. And a really funky seating area outside too. Probably best for a quick lunch and I also imagine would make great drunk food if you need an excuse to day drink.Â
Future Vienna Bucket List:
Natural History Museum of Vienna
Belvedere Museum of Contemporary Art
Further explore MuseumQuartierÂ
It might be an unpopular opinion but I didnât adore Budapest as a city. To be honest, my expectations were probably slightly too high as Iâd heard so many people rave about it. I can see why people like it so much: thereâs loads of great places to eat, drinks are cheap, and ruin bars are very cool. My issue was just that I thought thereâd be more to do in terms of daytime activities. The one art museum we went to was completely deserted and there didnât seem to be as many historical places to explore as in some of the other cities we visited. Of course itâs all a matter of personal preference and I might have just not done enough research/planned enough, plus thatâs still not to say I didnât have a good time. We had some lovely chilled out days and the city kind of comes alive in a different way in the evening; the boat party we went to was by far the best night out we had throughout our trip and I had some insanely delicious food. We also hired an Air B&B here for about half the price of some of the hostels we stayed in, and so got to actually settle down and spread our stuff out for a few days; something that was much needed after living out of lockers for 2 weeks.
Budapest Top Things to do:
Look at this bad boy and tell me you donât want to go to Mr.Funkâs and try one of their freakshakes. Tell me that freakshakes being banned in the UK wasnât a devastating miscarriage of justice and an attack on my human rights. Tell me that Iâm not a failure for leaving a donut behind. Pls. Validate me.Â
Street Food Karavan is such a cool little spot with so many delicious looking food stalls, I honestly couldâve eaten there for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. Plus loads of vegan and veggie options too.
I believe we booked our night through budapestboatparty.com and honestly it was so fun and such good value for money. It may have partly been down to the alcohol and the edible I had before, lol, but everything felt so surreal; I spent 90% of the event just being amazed by how beautiful our surroundings were and the combination of the breeze and the scenery and the music made for the absolute best atmosphere. Everyone we spoke to was so friendly and if I went back Iâd love to do it again, maybe slightly more sober (unlikely) so I can take even more of it in. That being said, bear in mind that these kind of things can probably be a bit hit or miss. The friend that recommended the boat party told me that she spent the first half of the event avoiding being hit on by men twice her age, so clearly it depends a lot on the company, lol!
We didnât actually have proper meals at Kiosk but we did find some deck chairs to sit on whilst we ate ice cream from one of the stalls they were running outside. The restaurant itself was inside but the outdoor seating had a stunning view of the sunset and the river and the area in general was really buzzing.Â
Itâs a simple monument but the story behind the Shoes on the Danube makes it one of the most important things to see in Budapest.
Before we actually went into the baths, I was a bit grossed out. Like, it sounded great in theory but then we got there and I realised we were about to step into what is essentially a steaming pit of bodily fluids. BUT, put that minute, mildly repugnant detail aside and youâll have a brilliant time. Start with the whirlpool in the outdoor area and by the time youâve done that, youâll be feeling wild enough to bath and sauna hop to your heartâs desire. Unless you are a real, compulsive germaphobe, pissing yourself at the sight of little kids and adults alike getting uncontrollably whisked around like a bunch of sweaty egg yolks is enough to make you put any (donât get me wrong, warranted) hygiene concerns to one side. You can shower when youâre dead. Thatâs what they say, right?
I think we had one of our most relaxed afternoons at Magaret Island, lying out on the grass by the dancing fountains; itâs definitely a great place to sunbathe, read, or grab a cheap alcoholic drink. Thereâs options for if youâre feeling more adventurous too: on our second visit there, we paid âŹ10 between us to hire a pedal car for the hour and decided to cycle round the island. It was by the grace of god (or for the most part my friendâs very necessary backseat driving) that there was only one casualty of my steering. Angry Hungarian man, if youâre out there, Iâm very sorry our pedal car almost knocked you off your bike. My bad. But yeah, my catastrophic attempt at doing the bare minimum physical activity aside, go and chill on Margaret Island. Itâs super pretty.
8. Buda Castle and Fishermanâs Bastion
Just a heads up that we paid around âŹ4 or âŹ5 each to go up to the top of Castle Hill with one of the companies giving out flyers at the bottom, so have a look and see if you can find a better deal before paying to ride the funicular. Once we did get up there we could hop on and off, and the ticket included a ride down as well. In terms of what to expect when you get up there, spectacular views. Though I found the castle itself a bit disappointing, Fishermanâs Bastion was really beautiful and had some great photo spots. If I went back to Budapest, Iâd probably spend more time in the area as I think thatâs where a lot of the history actually is.
Probably the most famous ruin bar in Budapest, I really loved Szimpla Kert. It was a bit chaotic and very crowded but the eccentric interiors and open air courtyard gave it an almost magical feel that only a tiny number of bars Iâve been to have anything on. Vaulty Towers and Bar Elba in Waterloo Iâm looking at you. Missing you and your overpriced drinks always xoxo
The House of Terror was my only real history fix whilst we were in Budapest and I found it really interesting. In particular, I liked how all the visitors took sheets of information in each room to read in our own time rather than us all trying to crowd round one sign. The basement part of the museum is presumably the main draw, and I understand why given how unnerving it is, but I enjoyed the whole museum. Obviously there are things you have to take with a pinch of salt and (our Air B&B host warned in our welcome package that it was slightly biased; I couldnât find much about public opinion of the museum online so if by the slim chance somebody who knows more is reading this please let me know! Educate me!), but at the same time, if just for walking through the site of the past atrocities, there is definitely something to be gleaned by visiting.
There was really no need for the Hungarian Parliamentary building to step on Westminterâs neck like that but...I guess she did what she had to do.
Like I mentioned, this museum was pretty deserted but they did have some cool contemporary art and in particular an exhibition dedicated to the fashion designer Kiraly Tamas which I really enjoyed. His are the pieces in the photo above!
Oreo donuts. Need I say more?
A very boujie but surprisingly affordable Italian restaurant right opposite St.Stephenâs basilica (pictured), I had one of the many top tier spag bols on this trip here. The toilets are also stylish af and made me feel very much like a peasant so maybe wear something nice so you can get those good good HQ bathroom mirror pics. I was certainly not in any shape to do so. Those toilets were really wasted on my scruffy ass that day.Â
Future Budapest Bucket List:
The Hungarian National Gallery
Hungarian State Opera House
Though we mainly went to Ljubljana so that we could visit Lake Bled, it was still a very cute little area. Pretty small for a capital city but there were loads of day trips out from the centre and for the evenings, a whole range of lively bars and restaurants along the river.Â
We stayed at Hostel Kva right in the city centre and paid around âŹ20 a night. The hostel itself was lovely and kind of felt like more of a young peopleâs B&B than hostel; the communal area in particular had a very cosy, personal feel to it and the staff were incredibly friendly and helpful. That being said, the actual rooms were very small and I did feel pretty cramped whilst we were there, more so than in any of the other hostels we stayed at.Â
Ljubljana Top Things to do:
About a 15 minute walk from the city centre, Meselkova Mesa is a very interesting place. I'm not going to lie, I did feel a little on edge whilst we were there, lol; it was pretty deserted apart from a couple of men having a very loud argument. Nevertheless, thereâs some very cool buildings and street art so if youâre in a group, check it out.
Our day trip to Lake Bled, a half hour coach journey from Ljubljana Station for IIRC âŹ8 return, was one of my favourite things we did whilst inter-railing. Not only is it absolutely magnificent to look at but thereâs so much to do that I feel like you could have your whole holiday there if you wanted to. Assault courses, hikes, swimming, water sports, rowing, tobogganing, chilling on the (yes, artificial) sand, whether you want to relax or thrill-seek, youâre going to have plenty to do.
These mini pancakes were so good that I didnât even notice the chocolate sauce was Nutella and thatâs saying something because WHY DO THEY PUT IT ON EVERYTHING IN MAINLAND EUROPE!? PEOPLE WHO DONâT LIKE NUTELLA HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
The best burger of the entire trip, hands down, and the whole menu looked delicious. Would IÂ fly to Ljubljana just to have another one? Probs.Â
A great place to sit down and read a book or go on a bike ride, or alternatively, if youâre me, awkwardly hide from a bunch of people from your hostel you irrationally believed were judging you earlier that day in the bathrooms.
The uphill walk did kill me a little but I am mildly asthmatic so letâs put it down to that. Nothing to do with the fact I havenât been to the gym in a year. Nothing at all. Anyways, the view was very pretty and though we didnât go inside the castle, thereâs apparently an escape room in there as well as a museum, a restaurant and a jazz club so definitely worth the minor hike.
If you go to the square where the food market is, by Dragon Bridge, youâll find endless stalls of some of the most beautifully arranged flowers Iâve ever seen. It might be a seasonal thing, Iâm not sure, but if youâre there in the summer, Iâd recommend seeking the market out. Theyâre a very reasonable price and yes, I did specifically buy a sunflower for a photo op for 50 cent, guilty as charged. When vanity is that cheap I really canât resist, lol.
I would definitely recommend going with at least one other person to get the most out of the Illusions Museum and âŹ10 is pretty pricey but if you want to get a cheesy oh-look-Iâm-standing-on-the-ceiling photo, here is your best bet.
Iâm not gonna lie, I donât actually like frozen yogurt myself but I can appreciate good food when I see it and my friendâs portion looked FIT. Plus, I always get excited when anythingâs make your own; there will always be a part of me that feels incomplete without regular trips to Pizza Hut to overdo it with the ice cream factory (which this is basically a frozen yogurt, grown up version of). Miss you always.Â
Future Ljubljana Bucket List:
Ljubljana Castle guided tour
Row to the Pilgrimage Church of the Assumption of Maria at Lake Bled
Everywhere you look in Venice is picture perfect. It literally looked exactly how it did in all the photos Iâd seen beforehand. Thereâs so much to do and so many amazing looking places to eat, I could easily spend a relaxed week here. Emphasis on the relaxed because getting around does involve a lot of walking and a surprising amount of stairs, and we had to pack as much as we could into the short amount of time that we had. By the end of our first day in Venice alone, the word exhausted had a whole new meaning. In terms of public transport, thereâs only really the boat system, and thatâs a steep âŹ18 for a day ticket. Probably partly due to my moaning, we did end up getting one of these on our last day, but that meant that we also got to go to the islands of Murano and Burano which are included. I definitely wouldnât say no to going back but itâs quite an overwhelming space: a bit disorientating, crowded, and very expensive! Youâd have to give me a few years, lol!
Whilst in Venice we stayed at the Wombats Hostel in Mestre, for around ÂŁ13 a night. We were lucky in that it had only opened the week before (they were actually celebrating its opening at the Wombats in Naschmarkt when we were there!), and so it was super cheap. I imagine by now the price wouldâve increased as it was a lovely hostel. Being new there were obviously some teething problems: queues on the front desk were pretty long, the free drinks vouchers given out had mistakes in that you couldnât redeem them for one of the drinks that was listed, the kitchens were apparently very overcrowded with 2 faulty hobs between about 50 people, and our room as well as the bathroom in the lobby frequently ran out of toilet paper. Other than that, the dorms were the most spacious, modern and breathable of all the hostels we stayed in and the bar and communal areas were great. The only thing to bear in mind is that you do have to get a train into the main island of Venice, but itâs only about âŹ3 for a return and itâs a short journey.Â
A really beautiful museum and garden right on the waterfront, there were all kinds of modern and contemporary art and even a piece (pictured above) by Jenny Holzer who is one of my favourite contemporary artists! I definitely fangirled a little! Some other standouts were by Jackson Pollock, Pablo Picasso, Andy Warhol, Max Ernst, Joan Mitchell and Willem de Kooning which Iâm going to offload here to free up some space on my camera roll, lol:
Composition by Joan Mitchell (1962)
Silver Bedhead by Alexander Calder (1945-1946)
Untitled by Willem de Kooning (1958)
Circumcision by Max Ernst (1946)
An eclectic little bookshop tucked away down some Venetian side street with tower upon tower of some of the most random combinations of books Iâve ever seen, my favourite thing about Liberia Acqua Alta was the cat chilling behind the counter. Itâs shameful the vigour with which the crazy cat lady in me jumped out but I actually did start tearing up at the sight of it. I hadnât seen a cat in 3 WEEKS! I missed my babies okay:(
Thereâs loads of fresh takeaway pizza places around Venice but this particular slice was from a place called Farini. I think there might be more than one of them, and to be honest, when thereâs pizza that delicious looking in the window, it would be a crime not to at least seek one out.
4. St.Markâs Square and Basilica and Bridge of Sighs
It might be a huge tourist trap but you really canât miss St.Markâs Square. The Basilica is one of the most magnificent buildings Iâve ever seen and even as someone who is not at all religious, you can appreciate the thought and craftsmanship that went into it. The astrological clock right next to the basilica is also absolutely stunning, just as much so as the one in Prague, imo:
Getting dive-bombed by a flock of pigeons in the square was fun too. My life flashed before my eyes just for a moment. It was a humbling experience.
5. Leonardo Da Vinci Exhibit at Palazzo Zaguri
Basically, this exhibit was a collection of Da Vinciâs drawings of the anatomy of the human body side by side with the corresponding plasticised body parts. Really interesting and not at all as gory as it sounds, which was really the only disappointing part for me, lol.
If you want a good view of the city without paying a fortune, Fondaco de Tedeschi is your place. Itâs a fancy mall with a rooftop area that you can, by booking a time slot online, go up for free.Â
Iâm not really someone that enjoys walking around aimlessly but if youâre gonna do that anywhere, Venice is your place. Every street and bridge and balcony is postcard worthy and there are pizza and ice cream and just generally good food places everywhere. Youâre bound to stumble across at least one authentic, non wholesale mask shop whilst youâre wandering, and although thereâs something vaguely creepy about a load of these blank faces staring out the shop windows at you, some of the displays are totally bewitching:
The middle display is from the shop window of the place that made the mask for Stanley Kubrickâs Eyes Wide Shut which I thought was very cool!
8. Get a boat pass and visit Murano and Burano
As I said, on our last day we bought a boat pass (âŹ18) and visited the nearby islands of Murano and Burano, Murano being the island famed for its glass, and Burano for its rainbow houses. Burano was definitely my favourite of the two; it was a buzzing place full of charming little stalls and shops and boats, and of course, colour. Plus, we even got some close cat encounters in there! Murano was pretty but a lot quieter and seemingly more spread out. The glass shops get a bit old after a while as most of them all have the same things in and so I think finding out where you can see a glass blowing demonstration or visiting the glass museum is a good idea if you are thinking of visiting.
9. Osteria Trattoria Al Nono Risorto
This was a super affordable little restaurant with a really lovely outdoor seating area, recommended by my friendâs mum. The service wasnât amazing (they forgot about my friendâs pizza, lol) but I had what was probably my number one spaghetti bolognese of the whole trip here, and the garden was very pretty. Finding spots to eat a proper meal in Venice that arenât going to charge you, like, âŹ12 for the privilege of sitting down in a nice place is hard so I would definitely recommend checking this one out.
Future Venice Bucket List:
Our final overnight destination, Rome was a lot more cosmopolitan than I expected it to be. I was so focussed on the historical side of things that I kinda forgot itâs a capital city and thus, is going to obviously be pretty commercial. Still, itâs strange to just be going down a very pedestrian street on a tram, turn to one side, and see the bloody Colosseum there. Iâm not going to lie, by the time we got to Rome I wasnât feeling my best and was physically pretty exhausted so I donât feel like I got to appreciate it as much as I should have done; I ended up going back to our Air B&B a couple of the days, largely due to the heat. It was almost 40 fucking degrees! I was honest to god DRIPPING in sweat on the tram back at one point! But I definitely want to go back again, maybe some time when we arenât feeling the effects of the planet withering and dying as much, and explore even more. Rome is undoubtedly a very cool place.
1. Colosseum and Roman Forum
Before we went to the Colosseum and the Roman Forum, I kind of expected it to be something you looked at, went âwow, thatâs coolâ, and then moved on, lol, and I was low-key a bit pissed off that we were paying âŹ20 to do so. When we did arrive, though, I was blown away by the scale of both the landmarks and how much there was to see and do there. The Roman Forum in particular went on for ages and there were signs regularly dotted about to tell you what it was you were looking at, what it used to be, and who built it, amongst other things; though Iâd love to go back with a tour guide, itâs really not necessary. I canât tell you how starstruck I was to see the foundations of a temple that Julius Caesar ordered to be built; the Romans have always been fascinating to me and I genuinely feel like I learnt SO MUCH on our visit. We booked a last minute whistle stop tour that got us in and out of both venues with allotted time slots, meaning that we couldnât stay too long in the Forum, so Iâd say if you can afford it, just go full out and buy skip the line tickets in advance. You could definitely make a day of it.
From a really cute little independent shop near the Air B&B we were staying in, this ice cream was SO GOOD that my fussy-ass-self didnât even mind that Iâd accidentally picked a flavour with lemon in. Itâs a bit out of the way but Iâd say worth the journey, and thereâs supposed to be a lot of good street art nearby so thereâs non-food related excuses to make the detour too.
3. Vatican Museums and Basilica
Honestly, the Vatican is worth going to for the ceilings alone. Raphaelâs frescos are some of the most beautiful things Iâve ever seen, and if anything was going to turn me (to Christianity I mean, lol), itâd be them. I love contemporary art and on the whole find classic art to be a bit repetitive and same-y in its themes but some of the work that can be found in the Vatican is just an example of the level of passion and dedication and patience that can be found in so many pieces of the period and is something that I think modern art can occasionally lack.
Youâd think that a spot with such a good view of the city would be absolutely mobbed but Aventine Hill is just as serene as this photo makes it look. Do-ably uphill, amazing place to watch the sunset, and heads up: I canât think of anywhere more romantic to propose.
One of many lively restaurants in the Travestere area, I had (surprise, surprise) another glorious spaghetti bolognese here. IIRC, they also specialise in gluten free food which is very forward-thinking!
6. Travestere and Riverbank
As I mentioned, Travestere is known for its host of buzzing bars and restaurants, but one thing we didnât know about until we got to Rome was all the stalls and activities down on the riverbank. Though it didnât seem to be a year-round thing, there was a whole strip of amazing food places and clothes and jewellery stalls and even some kind of VR experience down there which I would definitely recommend checking out if you are in Rome for the summer months.
8. St.Paulâs Outside the Wall
A really beautiful Church both inside and outside that's lacking absolutely nothing of St.Peterâs Basilica except the queues, my protip for visiting St.Paulâs Outside the Wall is to WEAR SOMETHING COVERING YOUR KNEES AND SHOULDERS. I mean, Iâd say the same thing for all of the Italian Churches, but specifically this one because they WILL force these blue sheets of tarpaulin masquerading as âponchosâ upon you and you WILL feel like a complete and utter twat. You have been warned.Â
We didnât quite walk far enough to get to the cluster of street art by St.Paulâs Outside the Wall, but what we did see we found easily through the StreetArtRoma app, which marks out the various murals and professional graffiti points around the city. I think a really interesting day would be to hire a bike or a scooter and use the app to explore those various clusters that are dotted all around the city.Â
10. Largo di Torre Argentina
The site where Julius Caesar (yep, him again) was assassinated, but also the site which is now populated by a group of very cute, and also very friendly cats. We didnât get to go in the daytime when the actual cat sanctuary was open but when I went down the steps to get a closer look at the site one of the evenings, several of them came to say hello! No offence to any Christians out there, but if there was one point on this trip when I felt I was truly in the presence of something greater, it was here. And they were furry and adorable. With whiskers:3
11. Parthenon, Trevi Fountain, Piazza Navona
Basically, you gotta do all the big tourist spots. Yes, the Trevi fountain felt a lot like an overcrowded kidsâ swimming pool, and yes, I did fear I was about to get yeeted into the fountain like a coin at some points too, but it is undeniably a very captivating sight. Along with the Parthenon, itâs a prime example of Rome not really being what I expected, because thereâs no big clearing for either of them; theyâre literally just slap bang in the middle of the street like theyâre NBD, which is kinda wild considering they're hugely important pieces of history and architecture. Piazza Navona is very pretty too and a great place to sit down and get something to eat, even if it was just boxed pasta from one of the supermarkets round the corner in our case.Â
Galleria Nazionale d'Arte Moderna
We only visited Milan for the day as that was where we got out flights home from but I still really enjoyed it. I went once in 2018 and I think the appeal back then was lost at me, but this time I get it: shopping, lol. Thereâs also a lot of art and fashion museums which are a huge part of the draw, and of course, the Galleria Vittorio Emanuelle; I think if youâre a person with *ahem* a fucking shitload of money, thatâll be enough to occupy you for at least a day or two.
1. Galleria Vittorio EmanueleÂ
The oldest shopping mall in Italy and undoubtedly the most beautiful, the Galleria Vittorio Emanuele might be the boujiest place Iâve ever stepped foot in. Sure, the shops are too intimidatingly expensive to consider even attempting to enter but theyâre fun to marvel at and the general area has every typical high street store you can think of. Even the Zara in Milan looks like a fashion Haus inside! The same shop that in my local town centre resembles a jumble sale a good 50% of the time! So yeah, despite not having any money to spend and the fact that I was *supposed* to be on a shopping ban until October, I still like wandering around the area.
With several floors of modern art, interactive exhibitions (which you had to sign a RELEASE FORM to participate in), and an amazing view of Il Duomo upstairs, I really enjoyed the Novecento Museum. I thought it was going to a be a disappointing alternative to the Armani Museum, which was closed at the time, but it ended up being one of my favourite museums we visited on our whole trip.
My friend that we met up with whilst in Milan (she has a flat in the city! Iâm very impressed!) took us here and we sat down in the grounds for a bit, which was a nice way to chill out for an hour or so. There was a fountain out the front that people were paddling in to cool off too and there seemed to be several exhibits going on inside the castle as well if you did want to get a bit of background.
4. Starbucks Reserve Roastery on Via CordusioÂ
The fanciest Starbucks Iâve ever seen in my life. Again, intimidatingly so. But if you like your coffee you will probs be in heaven.
So me and my sister went here the last time we came to Milan and IIRC, really liked it. The modern art section was a bit sparse but the rest of the museum continued into some kind of grand old building and the usual stately home staples that I love were of course there in abundance: intricate ceilings, palatial stairways, opulent chandeliers, beautiful flower gardens, the place is basically a labyrinth of decadence and we lapped it up, lol. People being rich enough to own buildings like this? No. Them being open to the general public so we can go wild in them? Yes.Â
Future Milan Bucket List:
Iâve been to Barcelona about 4 or 5 times now and aside from Paris and London, there is no other European city that compares. Itâs so huge, full of character and unique beauty, and endless things to do, that I could return probably about 10 times more and still leave with an incomplete bucket list. With stunning architecture, a laid-back coastline and bustling commercial areas, itâs a city with such a consistent vibe and sense of history. The only thing they could do to make it better? Take down the Christopher Columbus monument. Because having a giant statue of a man who facilitated the genocide of a whole country full of native people is a bit...yikes. Sorry, had to drop that in there. But on the whole I adore the place.
Barcelona Top Things to do:
We didnât actually go to CosmoCaixa on this trip to Barcelona, but we went a few years ago and itâs without a doubt, the coolest science museum Iâve ever been too. Thereâs information in Spanish, Catalan and English so most people can probably follow the exhibitions and even if not, thereâs a whole interactive area with a load of contraptions that you donât really need to understand to be entertained by. You could definitely make a whole day of it too; we went for about 3 hours and still only scratched the surface.
2. Museu Nacional d'Art de Catalunya (MNAC)
Firstly, this is a portrait of Colette, the French novelist, which me and my sister got really excited about because we kinda stan after watching that Kiera Knightley film!
Secondly, and probs more importantly, the modern art section of Museum Nacional dâArt de Catalunya is one of the most ingeniously laid out Iâve even seen. With the sections separated into different eras of Catalonian art, it kinda reads like a whistle stop tour of the cultural history of Barcelona, and so not only did I see so many gorgeous paintings, I got educated af!  Also, the building which the museum is housed in, the Palau Nacional, is stunning. Plus, there are escalators most of the way up. Iconic.
It was my sister and Iâs fourth time visiting Portaventura this year and it was as amazing an experience as ever! The park is split into different themed areas, kinda like Disney, and has everything from thrill rides to Sesame Street Land (which is low-key super fun). It has what is probably one of my favourite rides ever, Shambhala, and also randomly the best theme park food Iâve ever tasted. One thing I would say is that the accompanying park, Ferrari Land, isnât worth the extra money as the queues are super long, and thereâs only really one ride worth going on, which is basically just a replica of Stealth at Thorpe Park. Same goes for the neighbouring water park; unless youâre going to pay for express passes there, give it a miss. The lockers are âŹ10, the queues are ridiculous, the wave pool didnât work (not that the staff bothered to tell everyone who was just stood there waiting for an hour) and the âlazyâ river is pure anarchy. Literally, kids half-drowning themselves for the lols, popping up under your rubber ring when you least expect it, and then being screamed at by their parents. I live for a bit of chaotic energy but that lazy river...
A small city on the coast about half an hour from Barcelona, I really cannot recommend Sitges enough. Thereâs a ton of cute little art museums, delicious restaurants, heavenly beaches (the waves are INSANELY GOOD! You WILL get knocked under water half a dozen times but you also get to watch it repeatedly happen to other people too and itâs great), and a fucking ridiculously hard assault course out in the sea that me and my sister tanked at, hard. Thereâs incredible food places everywhere but favourites are Pom DâAmour and Dino for ice cream and sweet treats, and Beach House, Big Alâs American Kitchen, and Soca for mains . Thereâs also a really prominent LGBT community, plus lots of bars, pubs and clubs. Honestly, if youâre going to Barcelona, I really recommend staying around here as you get away from the the majority of the tourists but can still easily get in to the city by train.
5. Walking with Gaudi at the Gaudi Exhibition Centre
A very cool, very interactive exhibition that dives into the life of Gaudi, his creative process, his projects and his influences. My sister particularly liked the replica of El Drac. Like, she for whatever reason thought it was cute. Named it. Made us walk up to Parc Guell to try and see it. Wouldnât leave the area til she got a keychain of it. Sigh.
Down Passeig de Gracia, you can both wistfully gaze through the windows of the designer shops you pass by, and actually spend your money (too much in my case) in the high street ones. Best of both worlds, bby.
So itâs on Passeig de Gracia, pretty much opposite the metro station, but I had to give it its own little bit because itâs my favourite Gaudi building. Kinda looks like something aliens would build, kinda looks like something that sprang out of the ground, but thatâs pretty much what Gaudi did best.Â
Just a warning, Park Guell is VERY uphill, and we somehow ended up getting off at the metro station right at the bottom of that hill, only to find out once we got up there that you had to book a slot and that all the slots for the rest of that day were sold out. My sister didnât get to see her dragon and I was pissed off that Iâd just nearly busted a lung open and regretted throwing my inhaler away for 20 minutes straight whilst getting up there, but it was still a pretty good view and we did get to see a bit of the park. Moral of the story though is to obviously book Park Guell before you go.Â
Weâve never actually been in to the Sagrada Familia, again, because weâve never thought to book it (I want to absolve myself of responsibility here since every time Iâve gone to Barcelona before this trip, Iâve been a baby and let my parents organise everything), but it is an absolutely magnificent building even from the outside. I would one day love to go in and go up the spiral staircase though, because it looks fucking terrifying and Iâm one of those strange people who likes being scared every once in a while.
Iâm pretty sure itâs a chain thing but itâs the first time Iâve ever seen a focacceria, and maybe Iâm just uncultured but...I got pretty excited. That being said, my sister and I both ended up getting pizza; it was as tasty as it looks.
13. Las Ramblas and Plaza Catalunya
The most typically mediterranean looking square youâll ever see, Plaza Catalunya is the perfect place to stop off and get some tapas whilst youâre exploring Las Ramblas.
âI was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside of Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidaboâ...yes, I got excited to go here because of the Friends reference (Iâm a basic bitch who likes friends AND has other personality traits, smd), but equally so by all the adorable old-timey fair ground rides once we did get up there. It was a few years ago now, so Iâm not sure exactly how it worked but I do vaguely remember it being a bit of a rip off in that you had to pay to ride them all individually, so itâs good to know that the view from the Church and the Church itself is more than enough of a reason to go up. Thereâs also places to eat on the walk down and plenty of ice cream and food stalls up there.
Future Barcelona Bucket List:
Museu d'Art Contemporani de Barcelona (MACBA)
European Museum of Modern Art (MEAM)
Carrer de la Neu de Sant Cugat
So, that was my summer! 100% the most eventful one Iâve ever had! Iâd love to go back to every one of these places, at least for a day, and am so grateful I got to have this experience. I definitely missed home a lot and maintaining your wellbeing whilst out of your comfort zone is hard, Iâm not going to lie, but I hope that a year from now Iâll be feeling even more adventurous.Â
There are so many places in Europe I desperately want to go to, some even more so now that Iâve visited the country. Now that Iâve been to Germany, for example, Iâd be really interested in seeing somewhere like Munich or Cologne, as theyâre supposed to have a completely different vibe from Berlin. It also really inspired me to get back into Spanish and possibly even learn French.Â
I donât know if anyone who is going inter-railing will read this but if they do, feel free to message me if you have any questions. My friend did pretty much all of the organising so Iâm not the most knowledgeable person ever but I will do my very best to answer! Similarly, if anybody has any recommendations of other places to go whilst in any of these cities, food places and art museums especially (lol), let me know.Â