You know where fat shaming and food guilt are absent? On my dishware! Luckily, Fishs Eddy is there for me -- now I can have demotivational messages that remind me I shouldn't have eaten that, fatty, right on my dishware!
No, really. Called "Intervention-Ware," these meet-cute plates don messages such as:
"It's hard to be around you when you eat like this."
"Do you really need that second helping?"
"For the love of God stop eating."
"Please stop eating. We're worried about you."
If someone bought me a plate that said "For the love of God, stop eating," I would DECK THEM.
FUCK OFF, "Intervention-Ware."










