Jan 27, 2021
Merrick: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Inti: You flirted with Raphael.
Merrick: So what? He’s my boyfriend.
Inti: You asked him if he was single.
Aquila: And cried when he said he wasn't.
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Merrick: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Inti: You flirted with Raphael.
Merrick: So what? He’s my boyfriend.
Inti: You asked him if he was single.
Aquila: And cried when he said he wasn't.
Inti: I dare you kiss the next person who walks in
Raphael: I'm not playing your silly little games
Merrick: *walks in*
Raphael, immediately standing up: Fine I'll do it, rules are rules
Inti: Raphael isn’t answering his phone
Merrick: I’ll call
Clem: Inti and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Raphael: Hello?
Inti: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?
Raphael: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Inti: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you there.
Raphael: But I heard a siren.
Aquila: That was Merrick.
Merrick: I was WORRIED!
Inti: How did you guys wreck the car?
Raphael: Well, we were driving and a deer came onto the road, so I shouted, "Merrick! Deer!"
Merrick:...
Inti: Merrick, what was your response?
Merrick:..."Yes, honey?"
Merrick: I’ll have one magic elixir, please. Something to make me calm, focused and happy. Something to restore balance to the universe.
Inti: Coffee?
Merrick: Coffee.
Raphael: Thots on the pope?
Merrick: The pope has thots now?
Inti: Crawling all over him like weevils
Aquila: I think they're called cardinals