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This is why all INTJs need an INTP
Instead of deciding what to have for dinner...
INTP: “I need to stab everyone.”
INTJ: “Blow them up.”
INTP: “No, stab.”
INTJ: “Then blow them up?” (To get rid of the evidence).
INTP: “We can put explosives in the stab holes.”
It progressed into a discussion about how it would make a good game and INTP’s eldest offspring wanting to join.
INTx Trans-Pacific Antics
*after discussing food available in one country but not the other and the possibility of some being sent.*
INTP: "Nein. It's my ace in the hole."
INTJ: "You seriously think you can lure me over with food?"
INTP: "Yes."
INTx Game Night
INTP: *revives 5 year old laptop they used to game on* *successfully runs a few different games for a month* *deicdes it'a time for Overwatch* *succesfully has 5minute squmish before stopping for dinner* *INTJ joins group, enter game after small squmish* *INTP fires off one shot before laptop dies* INTJ: *slow claps and laughs*
INTx Friendship
*INTP discussing multiple plans for the next venture*
INTJ: “It’s just easier to go along with what your antics and say ‘I told you so’ later.”
INTx Antics
INTP: “You know what’s really frustrating about being an INTP?”
INTJ: “Your INTP-ness?”
INTP: “Asshole.”
INTx Antics: Roadtrip
INTP: "I didn't plan for this." INTJ: "Didn't you plan for all contingencies?" INTP: "Have you seen the boot of my car? I over planned for one contigency." INTJ: "Am I the only one that planned for all contingencies?" INTP: *busies self rumaging through boot*
INTP & two INTJ practically anywhere
*Wandering around a shop, INTP disappears*
INTJ 1: “Oh my God! Where is INTP?!” *frantically looks around for INTP*
INTJ 2: *Completely used to it by now* “Don’t worry. She’ll reappear eventually” *INTP appears moments later*
INTx Antics, Part 02
INTJ: "Kittens been stuck inside half the day. Mum didn't leave the window open for him" INTP: "Poor cat. Can't recharge if you don't let him outside." INTJ: "Naw, this ones still new, batteries are still pretty good." INTP: "Ah, I see. He's able to keep a lasting charge." INTJ: "Yeah. He's a bit like a dog. Chases his tail, follows mum around everywhere." INTP: "ah, nice. You opted to the dog upgrade." INTJ: "Yip."
