♡ high!Inuyasha boys x reader ♡ , a very self indulgent post SFW but has NSFW implied (if you squint very hard), underage drug usage (marijuana) TW, read at your discretion. GN stoner!reader who, like Kagome, is from the future Character List : Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku
Inuyasha
Pretty normal starter tolerance, give him half a joint and he's set.
You're going to have to peer pressure him, by the way. When you bring it up to him, he'll refuse to touch the stuff saying something along the lines of, "So what, you bring magical grass from the future and you expect me to- what- breathe it? Are you trying to kill me??!!"
He puts his entire mouth on the filter like it's a water bottle. He kind of looks like he's got a lollipop in his mouth.
Once he takes a hit, he's dramatically coughing, spitting, and grabbing at his throat like he's been hit with Naraku's miasma. It worries you at first before you realize he's being his usual drama queen self. He's fine.
He's actually not too averse to taking another drag. The feeling in his head scares him for about a second, but he has to admit it feels kind of good. His thoughts are quiet, his eyelids feel heavy, and for a rare moment in this painfully stressed boy's life, the world seems calm.
Very touchy when high. He's mumbling at you asking you to sit on his lap until you finally come over to cuddle with him. Wrapping his arms around you, he leans his head into the crook of your shoulder.
Surprisingly pliable!!! You decide to take the opportunity to pet his soft doggy ears. He's not protesting, in fact, he leans into your touch the more you pet him. Usually, this is about the time where you're getting pushed away by a red-faced Inuyasha.
The night probably ends with Inuyasha falling asleep on you, and you, helpless to do anything else, doing exactly the same.
He's going to be asking you for weed now. Congrats, you created a baby stoner in the warring states era.
Sesshomaru
While you expected him to have an insane tolerance, he's actually the lightest lightweight you've ever seen. Be very careful with dosage, because he's incredibly liable to green out.
Honestly wasn't that worried to try it. You wouldn't give him poison, and he's already watched you roll and smoke a joint by yourself. He'll start off slow, though, because he still remembers the time you decided it'd be great to give a dog demon a chocolate bar for Valentine's Day. His White Day "gift" to you was his favorite game: chasing you in the woods while you beg for your life. The chocolate was delicious even still....
He eyes you suspiciously, but still lets you bring the joint to his lips and proceeds to breathe it in.
Sesshomaru coughs like a dog, way in the back of his throat with his mouth open. You just see the smoke come out in short puffs while your boyfriend clutches his chest in pain. It's amusing, but you'd never say that out loud.
When the coughing stops, his eyes peer down at you with an intense glare, but then hazily look to the side as he takes in his strangely fuzzy surroundings.
He's soooo sleepy when high, trust me. You rarely ever see him relax, but here he is, laying himself down and looking up at the stars.
Not terribly touchy, but he'll gladly snuggle next to you if you decide to lay down and stargaze with him.
If this goes on for too long without him falling asleep, he'll start mumbling absolute nonsense about how the stars are sentient beings sent to watch over humans. You have absolutely no idea what he's on about, and he keeps contradicting himself, but you're just glad it worked out in the end.
The last thing he says to you is "My tummy hurts"
You just have to invite him to smoke with you more often.
Naraku
This has to be so ridiculously far in your relationship that he genuinely trusts you with his life and has watched you smoke countless times, observing you while you're high.
He still doesn't feel entirely safe, so he'll have you roll a thick joint and have you smoke about half of it before he agrees to finish the rest.
Crazy tolerance for someone who's never smoked. For a second, you think it's just not going to hit him. That is, until you roll him a second, ridiculously packed joint and watch him smoke it like it's nothing.
It hits him hard and fast. One second he looks fine, and then the next he's staring into the middle distance trying to watch the static in front of his eyes.
You ask him if he's okay at this point, to which he responds with your name a soft, very shakey, "I love you~"
Needless to say, he is not okay. This man is quite literally in another dimension.
You decide to lay Naraku down with his head in your lap so he's at least comfortable. He isn't heavy, but he's ragdolling in your arms while you're trying to situate him.
The whole time, your lover lays motionlessly on your lap, occasionally mumbling incoherent world salad. He seems.. calm, though. You've hardly ever seen him truly let down his guard. You'd be lying if you said you didn't find it cute that he's melting on you while completely stoned.
He never falls asleep, but he's going to pretend to still be high even when it wears off to remain snuggled against you.
Only when you're unconscious will he actually get up, and pretend that somehow, someway, he doesn't remember what happened. You know he's just embarrassed.
You're never repeating this experience, but you both remain silently glad it happened.