#invent it

[fyterx]

I think my life became marginally better when I realized that a lot of shit is made up. It also became better when I realized I could also make shit up. Who's gonna stop me

[winchestershiresauce]

As much as I truly hate the idea of someone or something having access to my mind, there are days when I would KILL to have a technology that wrote down my thoughts as I had them.

Imagine having a migraine but having a paper to write.

Imagine being too tired to move, but having a great story idea.

Think of all those lovely little scene ideas that pop into your head as you fall asleep!

I want this.

[brixit-biscuits]

Why doesn't this exist

A dress, but the skirt is cut in half on the back and front. The sides are unconnected, but they have holes punched at the edges so they can be tied together. The sides can also be tied together around each leg, making it a jumpsuit! Why doesn't this exist?

[shark-myths]

someone get me a tiny portable printer that spits out my screenshots like polaroids

[xxblackmaskxx]

People have invented waterproof nappies but yet they still haven't invented waterproof fanny pads.

[regurgitated-philosophy-blog]

If you did not hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, do not invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

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[yougotspunkkid]

Can someone invent something to like reverse staleness in chips when you accidentally let air get in the bag :c