Vampire
Drake and Claude were vampires stalking their next victim. They were so close, just outside the person’s house.
Drake: Okay, here we are, let’s go in.
Claude: Whoa, we weren’t invited in.
Drake: So...?
Claude: We may be vampires, but we have manners. What if that was your place?
All they could do was patiently wait for the person to offer them inside one day. Vampires are so polite it hurts them.















