#iparoc

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Also we had a Katamari Damacy cake topper. Because we rule

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Bond Sense

Me: *walks in from letting out the dog*

TV: *UA logo*

Angua: *shit eating grin*

TV: *Roger Moore barrel-cam intro*

Me: Is this Moonraker? Are we watching Moonraker?

Angua: Fuck! How can you even tell?

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Angua wouldn’t believe me that we call audio jack adapters bananas, so I had to take these screen shots.

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I’m upstairs listening to Neil Cicierega’s “Aaron” on repeat because I’d rather not subject Angua to that sort of thing and damn you brain (and Neil).

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Me: do they take Amex here?

Angua: Yeah it's on the door. I saw the sign.

Me: *opening my mouth to ask "did it open up your eyes?"*

Angua: DO NOT EVEN

Me: sigh

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I have trouble considering treyf a sin... more of a Judaic health code violation, really

Me, to Angua

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no I'm more like picturing a colostomy bag-type setup

Actual Thing My Wife Said About Functional Cosplay That Made Perfect Sense in Context

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In Which The Panguas Discuss Supply Chains

Stfupenguins: ...and someone rebagled my post telling me to eat a syphilis dick

Angua: how are you even supposed to find one?

Stfupenguins: hell if I know. I mean we're talking testing applicants before we even talk about finding someone who's both positive and willing to feed me their dick

Angua: the logistics are simply impractical in terms of delivery or even feasibility

Stfupenguins: I know. There's like, no process around this.