#iphone:sugar

[letsgsantana]

text message sugtana

tana: dumb and dumber are still venmo'ing funds from their weekly round-ups on campus.

tana: so, partner in crime; munchies and wine on me. we need to get you a tindr, and talk using boys for financial gain some more. it can be out first official business meeting.

[snixxem]

imessage ⇆ sugtana

tana: I might need to borrow a pack of first rate clip-in extensions 'cos Meg's hair has me bulldozing through my excessive collection of them.

tana: I swear in the disney realm they have Wild Hair Growth on steroids or something, 'cos I don't see one thin-haired bitch in sight.

[letsgsantana]

text message 💌 sugtana

tana: so I talked to the dart boys, and I’ve got numbers on my mind now.

tana: luckily the dart boys are dumb, and dumber and don’t quite grasp what kind of quick money maker they got going. Anyways, after I hustled them for 10% of their profit, I realized it was only right I gave you a little off the top of their portion.

tana: you did put them on public blast. And your hot. So it’s only right.

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imessage ✉️ sugtana

tana: unless you solemnly swear you're up to no good, or you're blowing this icebox, for an icebox of luxury in Aspen, with me in tow - I can not let you go forth with ditching cport for christmas.

[snixxem]

💋🔥🤑 sugar

tana: bring me a fur coat, babe. my yarn ensembles are way more west coast October’s, than east.

[snixxem]

text message ✉️ sugtana

tana: is that the friend I bought crocs for when you invited me to her birthday party?

tana: yikes.

tana: I’ll cancel my appointment with the Craigslist dermatologist I found - deleted

tana: Korean skincare is bomb.com. Just saying, if you ever kick it in a three bedroom, middle-class, ‘poor’ house.

[snixxem]

🤑💋🔥 sugar

tana: bitch.

tana: will is gonna be /bacon/. he really interrupted my zen time with Rachel questions. like real nosy, and idk, suspect?

tana: has he talked to you?