inkedsevans·:
Apparently my tattoos. I’m a walking conversation piece. Then someone inevitably mentions the ones they wanna get, or their own horror stories. And that’s usually my cue to steer the convo to anything other than shop talk. Jeff? Guy’s a total jackass. Much as I’d like to see someone make him cry, I wouldn’t push you on a two pump chump like that.
You need to throw a disclaimer up in your Tinder bio so you can just chuck water in their face if they try to go there. What’s his story? Lately, I’ve got the time and my evil hasn’t had a suitable jerk to unleash it’s self on, so send him my way if you need some lunch break entertainment.
















