IPKKND Obsession #3
Welcome to my rants, crack, unfiltered thoughts where I’ll just confess whatever random stuffs cross my mind that I loved for cringe/non-cringe/any reason.
Arnav’s Rabba Ve Rabbit Hole
ft. @laadgovernorandsankadevi
(Context: we were talking about how Khushi was capable of incredible intellectual debate and they never used it in the show apart from like 2 times)
JWB: Khushi is capable of intellectual debate, and they never used it. I’m pretty sure Arnav had the most hots when she threw the resignation and yelled at him in guesthouse.
LGASD: Oh for sure, Khushi challenging him gave him hots but others doing the same made him mad.
JWB: Boy had a 48 hrs loop Rabba ve.
LGASD: Lmao 48hrs on loop rabba ve
JWB: Itna lamba Rabba Ve unke wedding night main bhi nahi hui. (He didn’t have such a long Rabba Ve during their consummation) Dude was Rabba veing everywhere
JWB: that was Arnav for 48 hours.
LGASD: LMFAOOO. DEAD. FR. He couldn’t stop thinking about her. No wonder he was so excited to get back on track to her at the anniversary party.
JWB: Dude it got so bad someone said Lucknow mithaai and boi looks like he saw Khushi naked.
LGASD: LMAOOO he probably did... don’t even
JWB: And I loved post her declaration of going to Lucknow yeh khud ko Rabba ve de raha hai because Khushi isn’t gonna be here (he’s giving Rabba Ve to himself)
LGASD: LMAOO he was reliving it like his breath depended on it
JWB: I’m not gonna stare at her house from afar, main samne ja kar muh pe dupatta le kar I’ll Rabba ve (I’ll walk up to her house and collect Rabba Ves)
JWB:
He
Rabba ves
in sleep
LGASD:
He does the way he walks away and just stares until Anjali comes and ask what’s up
JWB: He listens to Anjali say shit and he’s like DID SHE SAY PYAAR????
LGASD: He was beyond help after that. He was smitten and in denial. The perf combo.
JWB: He stored the pearls for emergency Rabba ve
LGASD: He had a box of trinkets by the end that she probably found while cleaning the cupboard
JWB: What if he needs to Rabba ve and no one is bringing up Lucknow, the word Khushi or throwing dupattas/curtains on his face? Emergency pearls aboard!
LGASD: lmao bitwa thinking I advance like a good businessman
JWB: It’s like I don’t know people keep dirty photos for emergency jerk off session, he keeps mementos for emergency Rabba ve. That’s why he never gave back her payal.
LGASD:: He really said this is gonna be mine now. Finders keepers
JWB: It was the best Rabba ve inducer. I HAVE A CRACK THEORY 😂
LGASD: Omg tell
LGASD: Deadddd
JWB: He literally becomes normal when he hears Rabba ve during the engagement lehenga moment and is like - I need to break up with La in 48 hours- I need to do private Rabba ves again I think that’s why he’s so confident during sangeet.
LGASD: Adds up
JWB: New Years pe samne jaakar he took a Rabba ve
LGASD: Perfecct explanation! He said gotta do it myself if Gupta doesnt show up at the wrong place at wrong time
JWB: Exactly. He also doesn’t know her expertise in the Rabba ve skill set. She’s an inducer. Is she a feeler?
LGASD: Lmaoo im fucking dead at these explanations
JWB: Or worse, is he even a good inducer. He has no hope for himself. So got the cousins married to buy some time and cultivate Rabba ve inducing skills.
LGASD: Omg
- The End -
P.S: This took me 2 days to make. I spent way too much time on this *cry*