#ipkknd crack

[paobhaji]

✨This gives me exasperated husband, ‘im waiting for my wife, what is she doing, just try to be patient…this is my life now i guess’✨

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[duncanssixthchild]

IPKKND incorrect quote

NK : Started seeing someone. Arnav : As in dating or hallucinations?

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

IPKKND | Summarized

Anjali to Arnav when she talks about the past and relationships;

Arnav to Khushi ever since he meets her at Sheesh Mahal;

Khushi to Arnav whenever she asks about farak and feels;

Devi Maiyya/Arnav/the audience/Khushi to Khushi when Khushi develops a crush;

Mami to Akash when she brings a new marriage proposal (or Shyam to the scorpion);

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Meanwhile, the goons & Shyam to Arnav and Khushi during the kidnapping track;

The End

[phati-sari]

Khushi: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Arnav: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

[pakki-ya-nahin]

In My Head(38)

Khushi: Arnav means Ocean. Do you know why they named you after the ocean?

Arnav(shrugs): I dunno.. maybe because I am deep and mysterious?

Khushi: No! because you’re full of salt and scare away people.

[laad-governess]

[thatcollateraldamage]

this whole fuckinh sequence i swear takes me out every single time

ipkknd fanfic titled waves and particles written by rockbarbie on india forums.

[jalebi-weds-bluetooth]

IPKKND Obsession #3

Welcome to my rants, crack, unfiltered thoughts where I’ll just confess whatever random stuffs cross my mind that I loved for cringe/non-cringe/any reason.

Arnav’s Rabba Ve Rabbit Hole 

ft. @laadgovernorandsankadevi​

(Context: we were talking about how Khushi was capable of incredible intellectual debate and they never used it in the show apart from like 2 times)

JWB: Khushi is capable of intellectual debate, and they never used it. I’m pretty sure Arnav had the most hots when she threw the resignation and yelled at him in guesthouse.

LGASD: Oh for sure, Khushi challenging him gave him hots but others doing the same made him mad.

JWB: Boy had a 48 hrs loop Rabba ve. 

LGASD: Lmao 48hrs on loop rabba ve

JWB: Itna lamba Rabba Ve unke wedding night main bhi nahi hui. (He didn’t have such a long Rabba Ve during their consummation) Dude was Rabba veing everywhere 

JWB: that was Arnav for 48 hours.

LGASD: LMFAOOO. DEAD. FR. He couldn’t stop thinking about her. No wonder he was so excited to get back on track to her at the anniversary party.

JWB: Dude it got so bad someone said Lucknow mithaai and boi looks like he saw Khushi naked.

LGASD: LMAOOO he probably did... don’t even

JWB: And I loved post her declaration of going to Lucknow yeh khud ko Rabba ve de raha hai because Khushi isn’t gonna be here (he’s giving Rabba Ve to himself)

LGASD: LMAOO he was reliving it like his breath depended on it 

JWB: I’m not gonna stare at her house from afar, main samne ja kar muh pe dupatta le kar I’ll Rabba ve (I’ll walk up to her house and collect Rabba Ves)

JWB:

 He

Rabba ves

in sleep

LGASD: 

He does the way he walks away and just stares until Anjali comes and ask what’s up 

JWB: He listens to Anjali say shit and he’s like DID SHE SAY PYAAR???? 

LGASD: He was beyond help after that. He was smitten and in denial. The perf combo.

JWB: He stored the pearls for emergency Rabba ve 

LGASD: He had a box of trinkets by the end that she probably found while cleaning the cupboard 

JWB: What if he needs to Rabba ve and no one is bringing up Lucknow, the word Khushi or throwing dupattas/curtains on his face? Emergency pearls aboard!

LGASD: lmao bitwa thinking I advance like a good businessman

JWB: It’s like I don’t know people keep dirty photos for emergency jerk off session, he keeps mementos for emergency Rabba ve. That’s why he never gave back her payal. 

LGASD:: He really said this is gonna be mine now. Finders keepers

JWB: It was the best Rabba ve inducer. I HAVE A CRACK THEORY 😂 

LGASD: Omg tell

LGASD: Deadddd

JWB: He literally becomes normal when he hears Rabba ve during the engagement lehenga moment and is like - I need to break up with La in 48 hours- I need to do private Rabba ves again I think that’s why he’s so confident during sangeet.

LGASD: Adds up

JWB: New Years pe samne jaakar he took a Rabba ve 

LGASD: Perfecct explanation! He said gotta do  it myself if Gupta doesnt show up at the wrong place at wrong time

JWB: Exactly. He also doesn’t know her expertise in the Rabba ve skill set. She’s an inducer. Is she a feeler?

LGASD: Lmaoo im fucking dead at these explanations 

JWB: Or worse, is he even a good inducer. He has no hope for himself. So got the cousins married to buy some time and cultivate Rabba ve inducing skills.

LGASD: Omg 

- The End -

P.S: This took me 2 days to make. I spent way too much time on this *cry*