#ipromiseimnotabitch

[allisonlanzendorfer]

A few months in and I've finally found my motto for 2014 -  "I'm too pretty for this shit"

boys who are 5s tryna treat me like shit - too pretty for it. Boss being an asshole - too pretty for it. Feeling lonely - too pretty for it. IT JUST WORKS.

[cherrelleeholmess]

Guys that I meet out for the first time never get my sarcasm. That's probably why I'm single hahaha

[euphoric-light-blog]

Today I went to my schools orientation and afterwards a lot of people texted me saying that they saw me and they thought I saw them but I didn't say hi so they that I was mad at them. 

So I'd just like to point out that unless you are 1-8 feet away from me, and I'm not wearing glasses, I can't see you at all. I don't like wearing contacts and I hate my glasses so I choose to go semi-blind. Also I don't pay attention to shit, so please please don't think I'm a bitch bc I don't say notice you.

I promise if you walk up to me and say something or get my attention, I'll give you a hug.