I heard horses and showed up. Did you know that foals have "fairy" slippers when they are born so they don't hurt their dam?
" foals have . . fairy slippers ? what in Tarnation. . what a hoot to hear ! do the lil' fellas have to pay for those ? OH! Or is it on a loan-like system?? since ah believe they jus' have 'em durin' the fresh foal stage, ah thank ? do they pay in carrots ? bumblebee has been showin' me these lil' movin' pictures, ah've been fixin' to watchin' more, but ah keep breakin' my lil' doohickey thang ( datapad specifically designed for old mech like him with a missing optic too, still managed to be broken by the klutz ) -- but does it tie in with . . ' the * Cheese* tax ? "
Somewhere, Wheeljack groaned. he didn't have the heart to tell Bumblebee how everyone cringed at the millennial-drowned mention, &, since Bumblebee was such an avid, extroverted sharer, the stale saying has spread throughout the mechanical ranks.
" this is real inner'restin' ! you wanna have a hog-tying time about horses, then AH'M yer huckleberry!! yes mech ! er-- let me just scrounge up a pen & paper first, though- ah wanna take notes on this wisdom!! cahn't stand the risk of fergetin' ! "
he winked, or maybe blinked, difficult to tell with the crusty cyclops, spurs jingling as he dashed off to fetch a notepad . perhaps a scroll & a feather would be better fitted for the old-timer. take heed not to rile up the elder, he might overheat !