Let me tell you something about josh. We used to be best friends in middle school - I know? It’s totally embarassing right? I don’t even.. Whatever. But then in eigth grade I started my first tumblr blog pinkhappyrainbownipples, it was so gorgeous but it got hacked so I had to delete, and Josh was weirdly jealous of it, and If I would blow him off to update my blog he’d be like “Why didn’t you post my nudes on your blog” and I'd be like “Why’re you obsessed with me?” So for my birthday, which was an all kawaii soft grunge girls pool party, I was like, Josh, I can’t invite you because I think you’re a black and white secret blogger. Right? There’d be kawaii soft grunge girls there, and like, he wasn’t hipster enough. So his mum called my mum and started yelling and it was totally retarded, and when he remade in the fall he became a porn blogger and now I guess he's high on fairy dust and Jamjars.