#iris parkinson.

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Who are the hottest people here?

                    ❝  the votes have been counted &.    the hottest people that wander our halls are Iris Parkinson    ,    Narcissa Black    ,     Charity Burbage    ,    Dorcas Meadowes    ,    &.     Mariah Howelth-Carne.  congratulations ladies   ,    &.    make sure to look out for the next vote lovelies !     ❞

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Roll up, roll up. Taking bets on who will take the other out first. Bonus points for how bloody it will get. Evan Rosier and Severus Snape fighting to the death over Iris Parkinson. The Slytherins are all just a bunch of wild animals. Someone needs to lock them up in a cage.

                      ❝  coming live from the cage match between Severus Snape   &.   Evan Rosier. whats the grand prize you ask? why my lovelies its the lovely affection of Iris Parkinson. Place your bets now.  ❞

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I'm sure the castle is sick of being drenched in the dribble coming out of Evan Rosier's and Iris Parkinson's mouths whenever they look at each other. Can they just hurry up and fuck so we can all get on with our lives?

                 ❝  why dont you do some work lovely? you have the power to change the world around you. lock them in a broom closet ! or someone else is gonna get her from what i hear in the halls. ❞

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Who has the prettiest or coolest name here and who has the dumbest name?

                       ❝   The prettiest names have to go to the flower named girls here    :    do you all have a club?  cause I’ll change my name to join. Rodolphus   &.    Narcissa are kinda dumb names. ❞

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Severus and Iris were practically stripping eachother with their eyes, you think Iris is gonna risk it all for that?

                     ❝ you cant just tell me that    &.    not share any stories    ,    well what do you guys think? Is Parkinson really going to hook up with Snape? Should someone step in before it happens?   ❞