Mar 4, 2022
Iris: We call this a traumatic event.
Iris, looking at Altair: Not "a major L"
Iris, turning to Sam: Not a "lmao that sucks"
Iris, turning to Hannah: not a "it is what it is"
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Kyrgyzstan
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from Mexico
seen from Australia
seen from China
seen from Gabon
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from Yemen
seen from China
seen from Portugal
Iris: We call this a traumatic event.
Iris, looking at Altair: Not "a major L"
Iris, turning to Sam: Not a "lmao that sucks"
Iris, turning to Hannah: not a "it is what it is"
Iris: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a brain cell
Villains: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!
Iris: Good morning!
Klaus: Bold statement.
Villain: I will not have my honor questioned by some Wonderlandian!
Iris: I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence.
Klaus: If you say "adorabubble", I'm leaving.
Iris: I wasn't going to, but I love the fact that you thought it was the next logical thought.
Iris: I don't wanna hurt their feelings!
Carrington: Hurt their feelings? You just walk around all day caring about people's feelings?
Iris: Yeah I do! Don't you?
Carrington: No.
Iris, to Hannah: I'm going to show you what you'll be working with
Iris: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
* jeffery helps stalyan onto a desk *
* maleficent pushes hades off a desk *
Iris: as you can see, there are two types of people
Iris: Let's play hide and seek
Sam: Okay
Iris: I'll hide, and you seek professional help