Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect quotes blog for AskStoryKidsHQ.

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Stiles: I think we got them all Sylvia: *yelling from the other room* NO WE DIDN'T! *loud sounds of fighting*

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Daniel: Maybe they won't notice Stiles: You fell through the roof, I think they'll notice

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Margo: uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Axel <3’*

Emala: Ohh, yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend

Daniel: You have Violet?

Kidnapper: Yeah

Daniel: Good luck with that.

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Sadie: They say that how long you hold out your "hey" shows how interested you are in someone.

Sadie: So

Sadie: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Daniel: Well in that case

Daniel: he

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Iris: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a brain cell

Villains: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell!

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Ozwell, bursting into a room full of spies: I am here to warn you that there may be a spy in your midst

Laurian, a spy: Is that so

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Ciri: I have extremely high standards. You can't just ask me to choose someone on the spot-

Meredith: *trips over her own foot and falls into the supplies closet, bringing all of the shelves down with her*

Ciri: ...

Ciri: I want that one.

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Melinda: I mean I guess I could try dressing like an actual member of society instead of a disheveled, hungover swamp witch but the question is why?

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Axel: I left instructions for everyone while i'm gone

Margo: Mine just says "margo no"

Axel: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

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Ginger: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Hale: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Ciri: Who traumatized you?

James: Do you want a list?

Ciri:

Ciri with her knives out: ya actually

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Lexa: Unfortunately, you can't turn people off like computers.

Stephanie, loading a shotgun: Bet.

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Sylvia: I'll give you $500 to stop dating my brother

Ozwell:

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Laurian: Did you take the money?

Ozwell: Of course I did

Ozwell: We need to start saving for our wedding

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Dahlia: Truth or Dare?

Avalon: Truth

Dahlia: How many hours have you slept this week?

Avalon: Dare

Dahlia: Go to sleep

Avalon: I don't like this game

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Klaus: Guys... I think... I think I might have a crush on Lexa...

Axel: Well, congrats! You're officially the last one to know!

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Iris: Good morning!

Klaus: Bold statement.