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Was debating on if I should post these here or not and ultimately decided on a "why not?"

So here! Have some photos I took in my cowboy hat and boots that I originally sent to my husband @solunest / @barry-no

Irl Jack beloooowww

Yallternative

Whomp whomp he's just some guy

Anywaaaayyysss back to your regularly scheduled chaos

i wonder if the current D Curse will be applied to Hainsey since he’s new

or if he’ll just get the usual stalking by the Penguins Injury Gnome

Redyed my hair so I'm easy to spot in the crowd! :D

Or, I highlighted myself haha

(irl Jumpscare below. Mostly anyways)

@sleepywinchesters is jinxing the FUCK out of the Penguins right now STOP SAYING THEY CAN’T GET HURT. THE INJURY GOBLIN TAKES THAT AS A CHALLENGE.

i’d just like to apologize to @sleepyjlzimmermann for the dumb comments i’m leaving while editing Stopped while mixing ambien and hard cider

Your Fave is Problematic: Casey @sleepyjlzimmermann

Uses kinda unnerving versions of cliches

Lies about their nicknames for the Penns

On nicknames for Maataa:

[10:33:55 PM] Casey: i have never in my life called maatta a lemon

On the idea of trading Mattaa:

[5:05:18 PM] Casey: but like he's a lemon [5:05:32 PM] Casey: when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. you don't trade the lemon for meat

anyway whoever the fan is who had sid sign a coconut should probably be friends with me and casey

Our Sidney, who art in Penguins, Crosby be thy name.

Thy rink come, thy will be done, on Flyers ice as it is in Pittsburgh.

Give us this day our daily goal and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who score against us.

Lead us not into Chicago, but deliver us from the Blackhawks.

For thine is the puck, the stick, and the goal. Forever.

In Mario’s name, Amen.

#irl jack