Aug 19, 2025
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Viktor: don't you think it is dog medicine? Jayce: ... Don't I think it's... what? Viktor: dog medicine. When something is... Is stupid. Jayce: HOGWASH???
Had someone tell me that if I’m on tumblr for fandom I should go on twitter because it’s better for looking at art?? All my favorite fanartists don’t even have twitter…
Quotes I've heard or said irl I want to turn into dialog for a game or smth
"Faguette Hon Hon Hon"
"What would your boyfriend do?" "Tell me to call him a good boy"
"Are you SURE you don't like femboys??"
"IM TRUSTED WITH SHARP OBJECTS!! ME ME!! IM TRUSTED!!"
"How are you?" "Mental hospital :/"
"I love scissoring TVs"
"I'm sleeping with your mom, dad, AND best friend"
"These bitches need a leash"(I don't want to translate that in Google translate but it was in Spanish. Said to me and @spicylime-r2 in the hallway at school</3)
"Does your bracelet say dickmaster??"
"I come glitter"
"Helen Keller isn't real AND was the cause of 9/11 and here is why-" "NO"(collectively)
"Sorry, I didn't take my adhd meds today" "You take your meds??"
"I wish I was born in the 1800's agghgg"(said by my bsf, who is black)
"I don't want to explain necrophillia to an 11 year old" "I knew what necrophillia was when I was 11-"
"I genuinely don't think this is legal"(said about a letter me and my bsf wrote to Christian Borle. We didn't send it.)
More to come prolly
Young Tim, at school on his laptop, scrolling through random articles after finishing the assignment.
Tim’s school friend, leaning over to snoop: “what you looking at?”
Tim, frozen, having been caught.
Tim’s school friend: “dude, is that a wikihow on how to disown your family?”
Tim sighs, scrolling down a bit: “Ten easy steps, with pictures.”
Can I function as a normal member of society?
No
But I do know my way around a pussy.
“I just want to be in love with a boy the way boys like boys and in love with a girl the way girls like girls but instead I’m here. Bitchless.”
"He might have slid into her dms,but he can slide right off a cliff."
A beautiful quote by my mom's friend about her daughter's boyfriend.