#irlturks

[redoftheturks]

Life With the Turks, Pt. 3

(Aka my real life convos that are so cannon it hurts.)

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Reno: Boss, I gotta ask...

Tseng: Reno no-

Reno: What’s up with that ONE singular button hole on the front of your suit? I mean, WHY?? You’re drivin’ people nuts with that, yo!

Rufus: *inhales deeply while pressing his temples in annoyance*

Listen you bafoons; the single button is for when you want to wear the entire top of the coat open and still have it close around the waist. I may not wear it that way but I damn sure have the OPTION.

DON’T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND CLOTHING!?

Rufus: Judging by what’s in front of me, I assume the answer is no.

No friends were harmed in the making of this convo. Bless @davejolina for being IRL Rufus, @tizzie-lizzie for being Tseng, and of course bless me Reno, for I have sinned hahahaha

[davejolina]

DJ: I’m fairly certain everybody’s heart here has expired

DJ: it’s like milk but I threw mine in the freezer before it went bad. And you can still eat it and it won’t kill you but it won’t ever be the same as normal milk Ash: Wow that is Really insightful I was just gonna say mine is definitely like those crop fields that they scorch when then season is over 😂 Much less poetic And more dead DJ: I’ve never thought as milk as poetic. The word itself sounds like somebody raked chalk underwater onto a sheet of metal Ash: I’m like ‘That’s a pretty description’ You’re like ‘WHY DO YOU LIKE THE WORD MILK’ Ash: Wtf am I supposed to do with that DJ: Put it on a fucking tumblr post

[redoftheturks]

Life With the Turks, Pt. 1

(Aka my real life conversations that are so cannon it hurts)

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Rufus and Reno on the beach in Costa del Sol. Reno is lounging in a beach chair, resting his eyes a moment, enjoying the sun. He sits up when Rufus walks back from the bar.

Reno (Ash): *Grins* That was definitely worth opening my eyes-

Rufus(DJ): EVERYTHING I DO IS WORTH OPENING YOUR EYES