#ironicallypaternal

[mrharrisonford]

((I've always thought of Dirk as more Jake-sexual than anything.))

this one wins

[izayabot]

 ironicallypaternal hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: I’m reading the RPs of about… oh, 3 or 4 Bros ((...

((would you mind sharing some of their urls? I kind of want to compare how I rp him to how others do and also just reading some rps right now sounds fun))

The main few that I'm paying close attention to recently are right here.

[daddy-dave-blog]

any foreworkd danferously close to your apartnent? Fuck, your'e aparytments so high that they're probably roght outside you're window

shit man theyre everywhere

[daddy-dave-blog]

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It’d be filled with…. Gold. It’d be solid gold. Because putting apple juice would be a huge waste and I can’t even think of anything else that anyone would ever put in an apple juice bottle

oh

yeah that works bro

i like that 

[daddy-dave-blog]

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And you know what we’d fill that bottle with Dave?

bro

bro no

[daddy-dave-blog]

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We should build some kind of shrine to forever celebrate your dedication to christmas parties. We could make it a giant gold bottle of apple juice, with a golden pair of shades on top of it.

yeah ok that sounds p suitable

[daddy-dave-blog]

ironicallypaternal replied to your post: ironicallypaternal replied to your post: Christmas...

I think you can, and I think that this is an insane amount of apple juice. Where did you even get all this? Did you buy out all the stores in the state?

hey its not all just for me i brought this for everyone bro

no dude

i bought out the entire countrys supply

and then some

[ironictestimony-blog]

ironicallypaternal started following you

It's like looking in a mirror.

I'm never going to get used to running into alternate versions of myself.