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[clockworkfirebird]

Hello from night 2 setup - I'm benched on First Aider orders.. Which is sensible really. Capulet will be limping accurately tonight. #VeronaSelfieCrew @maddylloydjones daughter dearest? #Capulet4Life #IronicHashtag

[uglyhangnail-blog]

I was in the shower yesternight when my parents were watching The Voice when Carry On My Wayward son started playing. I heard the first two beats, screamed, “OH MY GOD!” And midshampoo, I grabbed my towell, ran down stairs screaming the words. Every. Single. Word.  My Dad was telling me to stop. He was so utterly disapointed. My brother was also there and he had his tonsils chopped out that day, so he couldn’t talk, but he texted me twenty seven times. 27. The texts included, “Leave get out u emo twat.” “What son, who’s the daddy?” “What are you doing that there can’t be peace til your (I know, apalling use of the wrong your/you’re) done?” “I will murder you if you don’t shut your piehole.” “What is this shit song, why do you know it?” “duck” “Go be an emo nerd in your room.” “You got shampoo on my phone!!!”

[uglyhangnail-blog]

Today in Biology class we were talking about the human anatomy, and my mother was a biology teacher, but went back to school to become a nurse. She was in college when I was little, so she read her nursing school books to me instead of fairy tales, so I can literally tell you what your left pinky toe bone is called. Anyways, I kept answering all the questions and he asked me to name every bone in the body, and of course I did because I’m super dumb in most subjects, but I know my shit about the body. My teacher asked me how I knew so much about human anatomy, and I swear to God I replied, “Well, after I’ve killed someone, I like to know what I’m eating.” Half my class was rioting and the other half stared at me, scared shitless. My teacher didn’t skip a beat and replied, and I swear to God, “It’s about the only thing you know.” The class was in uproar, but he gave 0 shits and continued teaching. The rest of the class, my teacher and I made humerus jokes that nobody else got.

[judesview]

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[8-easy-steps]

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