#ironics.

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i took a hot ass shower and it makes me so tired

my skin looks like bubblegum thats how hot it was

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this 14 year old kid bought oregano because he thought it was weed and he smoked it

and his dad found out so his dad picked up the bag to smell it then started laughing and cried

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when i become rich im going to endorse kissing me 

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tumblr recommended i follow teenagerposts

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how to flirt

roleplay as a man with little money who has a wife and two kids while your crush roleplays as a disgruntled manager who doesnt want to give the guy a refund at a store

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fawns*

i fucked up and now i look like a dumbass and cats on keyboards seem like a better option

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do you know how easy it is to get a cat to touch a keyboard you could just set the cat on the keyboard to make it look like he was typing

big deal i touch a keyboard everyday and no one fawns over how cute i am what the fuck is up with that