ironically humorous blog

dave | 19 | m | tx the m stands for mature

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[ironicisms]

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

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i took a hot ass shower and it makes me so tired

my skin looks like bubblegum thats how hot it was

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l4n4 d3l r4y?? mor3 l11k3 l4n4 d3l 4yy lm4o

[hugebeach-deactivated20141108]

ironicisms started following you

yo kid wanna buy some seaweed

[ironicisms]

who the hell buys seaweed

thats the green slimy shit you feel and it wraps around your ankles in a real fuckin attempt to drown you

look that shit up its true

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this 14 year old kid bought oregano because he thought it was weed and he smoked it

and his dad found out so his dad picked up the bag to smell it then started laughing and cried

[akihikc-deactivated20150304]

[compassioncole]

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

imagine being accused of a crime and you go to court and there is a jury of your peers… and a cat.

the jury is 50/50 except for the cat. your future is in the paws of a cat.

the jury holds up two papers: GUILTY and NOT GUILTY and try to lure the cat to go to one.

this is the american justice system. good luck.

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

a purr-y of your peers

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

a furry jury

[primegifs]

[skyyman]

M’lady

[mercenaryroy]

this is really terrifying

[sexhaver]

they’re growing. evolving.

[ravendorkholme]

You can tell a lot about someone from how intensely they get into Bohemian Rhapsody

[openthefantasylandcastle]

[ironicisms]

teenweredoge replied to your post:

are you sure?? because i can wait!!

no need for that

im sure

[remembrancy]

Tumblr user Ironicisms is a sad, precious little baby who cannot handle teasing. Please be gentle with his ridiculously fragile little heart.

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teenweredoge replied to your post:

does that mean im not suppose to kiss you until then???

no

thats definitely not the message

[ironicisms]

bibliomancies replied to your post:

Wow.

every time youre mean to me im using a post from there

its called operant conditioning get with the times

[ironicisms]

when i become rich im going to endorse kissing me