#is a munch

[im-goin-mad]

i could [very long beep] him so good he would forget how to pronounce his own name

[misfit-mania-the-first]

Ash Williams will absolutely go down sloppy on his lover. He doesn’t care what you have, he’ll get in between your thighs and chow down like its his last meal on earth, because between fighting deadites and his own feelings of inadequacy he sometimes thinks it will be.

He’s not slow, he fucking devours you. There is no taking his time. He wants to taste you, all of you. Clamps your hips down hard on the bed leaving claw marks later, tongue flat and scraping up every last bit of release you give him. Swallows it all and dives in for more.

Mumbles those stupid pet names into you as he does it. Sugar, baby, honeypot, anything that makes you buck into his mouth. Its like a reward for him, and he smirks and makes a filthy slurping sound with just enough suction to make you buck again. And again. And again.

Until your thighs quake and you push at him to stop, that you can’t take anymore. He licks his lips and doesn’t bother to wipe his face off before he kisses a trail of soft heat up your abdomen across your chest and to your neck, his hand coming up to cup your cheek as he bites down.