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i would've been a way better mrs de winter

#rebecca #daphne du maurier #maxim de winter #wife and husband #mrs #yeah this is about #wealthy older man #and yes #also about #armie hammer #manderley #house manderley #literature #is it #classic literature #dunno #cinephile

ngl reading marx is like listening to an influencer use one buzzword after the other

#karl marx #stop italicizing every second word omfg #also i'm reading some obscure rant about religion and revolution and hegel argh #buzzwords #influencer #philosphy

average male concert photographer festival recap: aw the lighting was soooo bad i'm really unhappy

average female concert photographer festival recap: yaaaay i was only sexually assaulted twice that's so good

#had this exact conversation backstage #several times #concert photography #concert #concerts #music photography #concert photographer

year of the horse am i right ladies

#twin peaks #sarah palmer #said happy lunar new year #year of the horse #david lynch

dyslexic woman from the handmaid's tale universe who's married to a centaur telling the guy hanging the tv her name: oh it's off center

#the handmaid's tale #centaur #dyslexia #word play

this is how concert photography feels

#if you think that's shitty editing you should see my pics lmao #concert photography #concerts #concert #photography #concert photographer #concert pics #reddit memes #music photography

so... is there a madam bate?

#jk because master bate #okay i'll leave #word puns #shitpost

knowing you met your soulmate but you're both avoidant so nothing will come of it

#doesn't help that we're long distance #we're always going to chose the option with the least commitment and vulnerability #do i want to live in his skin? yes. are we casual lovers? also yes #not exclusive #oh well #it'll pass #situationships #soulmates #avoidant attachment

groupies thinking the rockstar genuinely cares about their opinions is the same as guys thinking the stripper actually loves them

#i say right after telling him about my (tbf unbelievably cool) research project #and being told “i really like you” after not even saying 2 words because he was staring at my butt #can't wait to get love bombed this lore szn #little does he know he's also just this years sept - jan situationship #groupie #metal music #situationships #just girly things #rock star daddy #rock star romance

yeah but have you ever googled types of mustaches to figure out which one's your latest famous rock guitarist lover / situationship

#i think it might be a horseshoe #anyway i'm losing it yay #but hey guitarist boyfriend who cuts himself on stage x photographer girlfriend with tons of stuff in her bag #literally handing him a bandaid because i fucking can #like accidentally cut him self on a string #this is uh rock music ig #ik there's been black metal so i felt the need to clarify #this is my like fourth martin wth #groupie #metal music #situationships #sneaky link #rock star romance #rock star daddy

girls in their 20s be like my hobbies are:

substance abuse

concert photography

leading on men

#it's me i'm girls in their 20s #kinda (not really a girl but hey i dabble for the bit)#also i'm not into men #and yes #concert photography #in a professional way #me when i didn't use tumblr for a year and don't know how to tag shit lmao #roaring 20s #just girly things

in case you need a sign, here it is: after 2 years of yearning for my situationship, we just spent 5 days making out and half-jokingly calling each other husband and wife.... it does get better

#how strange life can be sometimes #situationships #sign from the universe #yearning #t <3

the girl equivalent of picking a leg for your junk is choosing which side you pull your bodysuit to piss

#just girly things #shower thoughts #festival port a potty thoughts actually haha

noooo i can feel my frontal lobe developing (bought a bigger bag for college, thought about getting shoes to wear every single day everywhere, might switch from mixing metals to just silver jewellery)

#WEARING A BLOUSE AS I'M TYPING THIS #and not categorically saying no to marriage and kids anymore zlanekwke #help i don't wanna grow up #frontal lobe #development #aging #adulthood #also just downloaded my favourite bakeries app and added it to the folder of other grocery store apps #STILL USING HINGE TO ROB 🔌s THO LMFAO I AIN'T DEAD YET

missing your famous sneaky link x watching his interviews

#he ain't even know it #it's over zoom so i could be underneath the table and y'all wouldn't have a clue #i'm not tho :(((((#groupie #metal music #situationships #sneaky link #rock star daddy #girl the tags #with uh wither uh no i shan't #j :3

no i'm not like other girls... i don't have the anatomy for a septum piercing

#A FUCKING SEPTUM #are you kidding me #i thought that's THE one piercing everyone can get #nope i had to get a nostril instead fml #so now i'm not symmetrical anymore qjkenwkek #urgh #piercings #piercing #facial piercings

immediately got the rfk jr brain worm right in s1 e1 of house and i've been chasing that high ever since

#proud to have never guessed lupus #it's never lupus #house md #dr house

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