#is pierre

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The Stardew Valley TAZ au that no one asked for

Davenport: Mayor Lewis. I feel like that’s a given

Lucretia: Elliot. Writer, keeps to themself, quiet but really sweet once you get to know them

Taako: Hayley. They’re literally the exact same person, cmon, very focused on fashion, doesn’t like to get dirty or do work

Lup: Emily. Hayleys sister, the more reasonable one but is still kinda weird

Barry: Clint. Keeps to himself (for the most part), nerdy, in love with Emily

Magnus: I’m not sure if Magnus would be Marnie or Robin. My first thought was Marnie bc like rly sweet, loves animals. But Robin is literally a carpenter.

Merle: Linus

And of course the obligatory:

Garfield the deals Warlock as Morris.

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Feral lads

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You know, you can just spend Valentine’s Day just memeing with your partner(s?) if you really want, as long as y’all’re happy

(Wow my shitpost style went down in quality)

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Pierre: float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, am I right guys?

Vinnie: if by ‘sting like a bee’, you mean never defend yourself unless you really need to but end up getting yourself killed anyway? Sure thing.

Pierre: ...babe please-

Donnalee: and by ‘float like a butterfly’ you mean never make contact with anything so as not to risk losing a vital part of yourself that you wouldn’t be able to function probably without? Got it.

Pierre: bABE NO-