Sleep No More Round 10 - BE AGGRESSIVE. BE-E AGGRESSIVE.
Welcome back, suckers. So I've decided to instate a new policy on recaps. I got four one on ones this time, and I've decided from now on not to disclose what happens in them - partly because I know Marisa wants a lot of the ones I got, partly because people have suggested it to me in the past, partly because I'm too fucking lazy to detail them all.
So I arrived in the Manderley, threw myself down at my favorite table, and started to cry and laugh like an idiot. Forgive me that, friends, it's been a long time and I was desperate to be back. I wanted to grab hold of Violet and hug her and say, "It is indescribably good to see you again." Except I didn't because I've never really met her also it would have been weird also I am acutely conscious that she is not Violet but in fact Elizabeth Romanski who doesn't really talk like that and who sat behind me that one time we saw Macbeth. I did talk to her a little bit before I got on the elevator. She asked my name and asked if we'd met. I said the last time I saw her she was in red, and she giggled and said it couldn't have been her, unless she was very drunk. She only wears black because it hides the gin stains better.
As always I got off the elevator at the fifth floor because I still hold on to the idea that one day Isadora Wolfe will be the nurse and all will be right with the world and I can stop getting off on the fucking fifth floor. It usually takes me a while to find the nurse but this time I saw her immediately, arranging things in the ward. It was just her and I up there, and I bent down to see if I recognized her. I didn't, but a moment later when I ran into her again she held her hand out to me and I figured the nurse's 1:1 was worth another shot. It was dark in there and I couldn't make out her face, but I could tell it wasn't Isadora so once she let me go I bolted down to the fourth floor in the hope that I would be lucky enough to catch her as Hecate. I hung out in hallway by the rep bar until Hecate came crashing out - Julia Campanelli. On my way down Gallow Green I saw that Emeri Fetzer was Agnes, which left the matron, Lady Macduff and Lady Macbeth if in fact my perpetual favorite was in fact on. I went down to the third floor and saw that the Macbeths were Leslie Kraus and Joe Poulson, so I went over to the Macduff apartments, officially Lady Macduff Huntin'. It's just like Wabbit Huntin' except you look for a pregnant lady with a drug problem. I went down to the the ballroom and saw that Danvers and Duncan were having their duet, which I love and was happy to see again. I'm pretty sure Cat DeAngelis was Mrs. D, but I've yet to receive confirmation that she plays the part. I went after her, knowing that eventually she'd meet up with Lady Macduff. It was in fact Isadora and I very happily watched the milk dance in the hotel dining room. Is there some kind of class Lady Macduffs take where they learn to crash down onto the table without smashing the teacups?
I followed her down the stairs to the banquet scene, where I scoped out who was on for everything else - Lily Ockwell as Sexy, Garth the Newguy as Boy Witch, Hope Davis as Bald, Phil Atkinson as Duncan, William Popp as Malcolm, and two men I did not recognize as Banquo and Macduff, though I'm 90% sure Banquo was Jonothon Lyons.
I wandered off to find the porter after that. I think it was Matty Oakes....? I know he's not officially in the show anymore but comes around to fill in sometimes. I never really follow the porter so I've got nothing to compare his performance to, but it the thing that struck me is how fay his porter is - limp wristed, etc. (I'm so out of the loop. We all agree that the porter's gay, right?) Anyway, the porter's life sucks worse than Lady Macduff's. I followed him into his office where he pounded nail into some kind of doll to drown out the sound of Lady Macduff getting killed. He put his hands over his ears and rocked back and forth, crying. When it was over he went out into the lobby, ducked behind the desk, and wrote a letter to God. "Dear Lord, I have done something terrible. Innocent blood has been spilt... Remember the porter." It was the saddest thing I've ever seen happen in the McKittrick.
I went up to see the Macduffs on the top of the china closet. (Official announcement: Lady Macduff's housedress is my favorite SNM costume.) I was back in the ballroom in time for the cycle to reset, and I set myself up in my Lady Macduff catching spot. I've got lots of catching experience. Aside from the rave it's the only thing I do every visit. I know that Lily goes sideways, everyone else backwards. Except I fucked it up this time, or perhaps Isadora has been taking Lily Lessons. I reached for her a second too early, and only managed to grab a bit of her dress as she threw herself down sideways. Oops. Now, Lady MacD and I have an abusive relationship. I catch her/drop her and attempt to follow her for her one on one, and she doesn't pick me. This time I was lucky. The girl she reached for turned her down, so I stepped forward and just came around the couch and took her hand. She smiled at me and whispered her thanks, and took me into her one on one room. I think hers is my third favorite, after the barman and the matron.
After that it occurred to me that I was really thirsty, so I wandered off in search of a drink and instead ran into Banquo just in time for his one on one. Delightful, since I missed out on it last time and wasn't even tryin'. After that was over I realized I still hadn't seen Fulton, who might have been fellow Purchaser and default male favorite Zach McNally. I head into the rep bar, intending to hang out in the hallway behind it until he showed up to peer in. Side note: Julia needs to practice timing her breathing. I could see her tapping her foot under her dress but she was still messing it up. Anyway, Fulton never showed so I went out after Bald Witch. I cleaned her up in the apothecary and then went back to the rep bar to catch the barman as he was drinking tears. Hecate accidentally hit me with her fan. She shrugged. Classic Hecate.
I trailed the barman for a while after that. We went back into the rep bar to set it up for the next rave, and he backed into me, stepping on both my feet. He turned around, grabbed me by the shoulders, and looked into my eyes until I nodded. When it came time for the one on one he picked me, I guess as an apology. Glad I caught it.
Towards the end of the night it was up to my favorite floor -5. I found the nurse as she was coming out of her one on one and followed her into the operating theatre where she played hangman. I've never seen that before. I think she might be one of my new favorites. She started scrawling out the text of Lady Macbeth's letter. "DEAREST. REST REST REST REST REST REST REST." Knowing that she used to be a patient there makes that a hell of a lot more poignant. As per usual I did the whole jump-backwards-through-the-window thing. It's the most exercise I ever get. I don't know who played the matron, it was dark and I'm terribly rusty. I was surprised that after that it was already time to head down for the hanging.
I got walked out by Lily, which has never happened before. All of I have to say about that is that she smelled overpoweringly of chocolate and I slammed my shoulder into the wall on the way out. Still hurts.
Round 11 on July 24. This one will be hard to top.