Jul 20, 2018
Legacy: Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Isaravin: But....what if something else happens...this one (1) time...
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Legacy: Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Isaravin: But....what if something else happens...this one (1) time...
Legacy, to Isaravin: Hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
Inaz: I lose at everything. I even lose my goggles.
Isaravin: *staring at the goggles on top of Inaz’s head* Ill help you find em for five dollars.
Isaravin: Sorry I'm late. I was doing things.
Inaz: [enters the room, noticeably disheveled] THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Inaz: Legacy, will you do the honor of being Isaravin's husband?
Isaravin: Did you just propose FOR me?
Inaz: Geez, SOMEONE had to!
Isaravin: And for my next trick I'll ruin everything for absolutely no reason.
Legacy: *flirting with someone*
Isaravin: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.
Isaravin, pulling up to a McDonald’s drive thru on a scooter: So, how much are the dollar fries?