Chrysaline is gay culture

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[vatergeist]

Inaz: What the f*ck!?

Isaravin: Excellent question.

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Inaz: How is it going these days, Isaravin?

Isaravin: Sometimes I open the cabinet and let the tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.

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Voltaire: When will you stop playing hard to get?

Ashley: Maybe when you stop playing hard to want.

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Inaz: I lose at everything. I even lose my goggles.

Isaravin: *staring at the goggles on top of Inaz’s head* Ill help you find em for five dollars.

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Inaz: Do you ever feel like you are wasting your life?

Isaravin: Yeah, when I'm awake.

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Isaravin: Sorry I'm late. I was doing things.

Inaz: [enters the room, noticeably disheveled] THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Inaz: Legacy, will you do the honor of being Isaravin's husband?

Isaravin: Did you just propose FOR me?

Inaz: Geez, SOMEONE had to!

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Legacy: What a beautiful day.

Inaz: [walks by]

Legacy: What a beautiful gay.

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Inaz: Why are there bruises on my legs?

Isaravin: I snuck into your room while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically.

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Isaravin: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Legacy: No, I said, “Isaravin, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do, Legacy,” and then you licked the swing set. 

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Legacy: Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Isaravin: But....what if something else happens...this one (1) time...

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Inaz: For the last time, we are not sending you to space just so you can, and I quote, 'chase that sweet, sweet alien ass'.

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Isaravin: With real power comes real responsibility, and I don't want any of that shit.

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Legacy: You are probably going to be a very successful musician. But you're going to go through life thinking that people don't like you because you're deformed. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.

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Legacy: Just be yourself! Say something nice!

Isaravin: I can't do both.

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Inaz: Isaravin it's three in the fucking morning why are you climbing through the window with hot pockets in your pants?

Isaravin: I'm a deviant and have lost all control of my life.

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Inaz: Have you tried yelling?

Isaravin: I have no idea what you're referring to but of course I've tried yelling.