everyone is retarded
its no wonder they want to blow this place up
honestly i just wish i could explode and take you all out myself
especaily this new generation of vaccinated cell phone operated consciousness carriers
but if you cant physicaly bring yourself to physicaly combust,
which can be a challenge
you can always self immolate
nothing quite makes the point like self immolation
you've pissed me off to point where i just cant take it anymore
you've made existence so completely unbareable
everything so fucking hopeless
you've left me no choice
Im just going to go out to some public place
douse myself with petrol and burn to death in front of you all
im no expert on self immolating
but i would want at least twenty liters
of unleaded ethanol injected high octane fuel
you don't want to be sitting there half cooked and smouldering
on the side walk
emitting unnessary carbon and heavy metals into the atmosphere
with everyone freaking out
to the smell of burnt hair and crackling half roasted flesh,
ringing up ambulences and the fire brigade on their cell phones and trying to put you out
so you're probably going to need at least(depending on your size) a twenty liter gerry can
and a trip to the servo
probably end up costing you fifty or sixty bucks
is it auspicious to go with pyrotechnics?
do you have access to fire works?
one could scrape the ends off sparkelers
and fill your pockets with minerals like copper and magnesium and sulphur
which can add a very tasteful aesthetic colour to the flames
a product containing a mixture of these and other minerals called magic fire dust
can be purchased quite reasonably
from many discount, variety and and third world stocked
slave labour stores
marine and search flares are pretty readily available
though they can be a little expensive
but they do shoot a nice big bright orb a long way,
if your not familure with the place
you might want to scope the area out a little,
make sure there's not some fire extinguisher
hanging on the wall around the corner
Do you want to post the event to social media?
if you do, your probably going to need a phone stand
or an accomplice to hold your cell phone
I would probably go to some place connected to ones who made it nessesary for to me self immolate in the first place
do i want to self immolate next to something flamable
and take out a bunch of them with me?
the viking in me says yes of course
that's the whole point
the buddhist says no
it will result in unfortunate samaric kamaric connections
now I m not preaching morals or anything
its just another thing you've got to consider
if you've decided to self immolate
and once you've found the place
auspicious timing and mood
are also important dimensions to consider if
you going to die
I would probably want to drop at least half a tab
meditate for a while
try and reach some kind of relaxed state of pure awareness
awareness of the central channel
trying to project myself from the top of my head
surrounded by wrathful black burning two armed mahakala
when ready i would roll a fat scoob
hopefully with hash or even dabs
probably half smoke it
then tip the gerry can of fuel over me
and relight the joint.......
Having said this in no way am I encouraging anyone to go out and torch themselves. It is just a matter of conjecture and imagination of what one would do, how one would think had they decided to self immolate. I don't even know anyone who has self immolated and hope that I am not being in sensitive to anyone who has.