#ish lmfao

[thetimecrystal]

i want themberchaud as a pet

[luriddaze]

#jade

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone:  babyy ❤️✂️

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: this right here.

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: honey by kehlani.

- my muse’s last text to your muse: i can't stop thinking about your cute pierced nipples and i'm at work!?! help!! i wish i was there to hold your hand :'( i'll make it up to you tonight though ;)

[spideystark]

peter kidnapping childrens supposed to DEDUCT points

"Oh sure, a middle age white woman hops a fence to kidnap an abused pitbull and puts pj's on it, and everyone cheers. Someone does it with children and suddenly it's a crime."

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Me: … christine: for gosh sake you’ve been nagging me about all the other kids with the movie about cody.